Mike Palij wrote: > I might as well get this out of the way now: I truly apologize > to everyone everywhere for what I've writtern below. > > On Tue, 16 Jun 2009 21:48:12 -0700, Michael Sylvester wrote: > >> A Prof, teaching a class in Criminal Justice,, was approached by >> a very attractive co-ed after the class.The co-ed observed an >> undulating shift in the topography and the outline of the prof's pants.. >> The student enquired of the prof "Is this a gun you have in your >> pocket or are you just happy to see me?" >> > > As long as we're making awful jokes, a more appropriate punchline > would have been: > (a) "Is that a piece of chalk in your pocket..." (which raises the question > of whether it was the regular small piece of chalk or the big piece of chalk > children use) > (b) "Is that an eraser in your pocket..." (for oddly shaped, er. y'know) > (c) "Is that a zucchini in you pocket..." (professors who are fans of > the movie "Spinal Tap") > > I believe that the punch line of Mike's (very old) joke was first uttered by Mae West in the film Sextette (who may only be remembered by TIPSters of a certain age, but should not be forgotten). There is another version attributed to her involving a banana, but I cannot find the source.
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