Why God never received tenure
1.He had only one major publication
2.It was in Hebrew
3.It had no references
4.It was not published in a refereed journal
5.Some even doubt that he wrote it himself
6.It may be true that he created the world,but what has he done
since then?
7.His cooperative efforts have been quite limited
8.The scientific community has had a hard time replicating his results
9.He never applied to the ethics board for permission to use human
subjects
10.When one experiment went awry,he tried to cover it up by drowning
the subjects
11.When subjects did not behave as predicted,he deleted them from the
sample.
12.He rarely came to class.He told stuidents to read the book.
13.Some say that he had his son teach the class
14.He expelled the first two students for learning
15.Although there were only ten requirements,most students failed his
tests
16.His office hours were infrequent and usually held on a mountaintop.
Michael Sylvester,PhD
Daytona Beach,Florida
(Not an original)
