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Subject: This is a hoot!
I hope you are all loving
this as much as I did
This is a hoot!
A middle-aged
woman seemed sheepish as she visited her gynecologist.
"Come now,"
coaxed the doctor, "you've been seeing me for years!
There's nothing
you can't tell me."
"This one's kind of
strange..."
"Let me be the judge of that," the doctor
replied.
"Well," she said, "yesterday I went to the bathroom in the
morning and
heard a plink-plink-plink in the toilet and when I looked
down, the
water was full of pennies."
"I
see."
"That afternoon I went to the bathroom again and,
plink-plink-plink,
there were nickels in the
bowl."
"That night," she went on, "I went again, plink-plink-plink,
and there
were dimes and this morning there were quarters! You've got
to tell me
what's wrong with me!," she implored, "I'm scared out
of my wits!"
The gynecologist put a comforting hand on her
shoulder.
"There, there, it's nothing to be scared
about."
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(I'm
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(Still
not too late....delete
now!)
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"You're
simply going through the change!
Happiness
is doing with a smile what you have to do anyway.
Joy is the feeling of
grinning on the inside.
SMILE,
even through your tears,
and.........
Be nice to
everyone you meet...
They may be fighting a battle you know nothing
about.
Sent on the wings of a
Birdie
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