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Anyone get the last line? This note reminds
me of that old Chuck Jones toon with all the puns.
----- Original Message -----
Sent: Monday, December 23, 2002 3:38 PM
Subject: Fw: My jobs!!!!!!!
----- Original Message -----
Sent: Monday, December 23, 2002 3:38 PM
Subject: Fw: My jobs!!!!!!!
My first job was working in an orange juice factory, but
I got canned...couldn't concentrate.
Then I worked in the woods as a
lumberjack, but I just couldn't hack it, so they gave me the ax.
After
that I tried to be a tailor, but I just wasn't suited for it - mainly because
it was a sew-sew job.
Next I tried working in a muffler factory, but
that was too exhausting.
Then I tried to be a chef. I figured it would
add a little spice to my life but I just didn't have the thyme.
I
attempted to be a deli worker, but any way I sliced it, I couldn't cut the
mustard.
My best job was being a musician, but eventually I found I
wasn't noteworthy enough.
I studied a long time to become a doctor,
but I didn't have any patience.
Next was a job in a shoe factory. I
tried, but I just didn't fit in.
I became a professional fisherman,
but discovered that I couldn't live on my net income.
I managed to get
a good job working for a pool maintenance company, but the work was just too
draining.
So then I got a job in a workout center, but they said I
wasn't fit for the job.
I finally got a job as a historian, until I
realized there was no future in it.
My last job was working at
Starbucks, but I had to quit because it was always the same old grind.
I studied and became a CPA, but I could not find a "shred" of
evidence.
SO I RETIRED AND BECAME A CONSULTANT...
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