Someone probably already said it...but Consultants are hired...so they are working, yet he retired...so there's the oxymoron in the statement...
To me anyway *Shrugs*
Neil Vitale <[EMAIL PROTECTED]> wrote:
Anyone get the last line? This note reminds me of that old Chuck Jones toon with all the puns.----- Original Message -----From: Neil VitaleSent: Monday, December 23, 2002 3:38 PMSubject: Fw: My jobs!!!!!!!----- Original Message -----From: Neil VitaleTo: Alf Johnsen ; Merlinda BerrishSent: Monday, December 23, 2002 3:38 PMSubject: Fw: My jobs!!!!!!!
My first job was working in an orange juice factory, but I got canned...couldn't concentrate.
Then I worked in the woods as a lumberjack, but I just couldn't hack it, so they gave me the ax.
After that I tried to be a tailor, but I just wasn't suited for it - mainly because it was a sew-sew job.
Next I tried working in a muffler factory, but that was too exhausting.
Then I tried to be a chef. I figured it would add a little spice to my life but I just didn't have the thyme.
I attempted to be a deli worker, but any way I sliced it, I couldn't cut the mustard.
My best job was being a musician, but eventually I found I wasn't noteworthy enough.
I studied a long time to become a doctor, but I didn't have any patience.
Next was a job in a shoe factory. I tried, but I just didn't fit in.
I became a professional fisherman, but discovered that I couldn't live on my net income.
I managed to get a good job working for a pool maintenance company, but the work was just too draining.
So then I got a job in a workout center, but they said I wasn't fit for the job.
I finally got a job as a historian, until I realized there was no future in it.
My last job was working at Starbucks, but I had to quit because it was always the same old grind.
I studied and became a CPA, but I could not find a "shred" of evidence.
SO I RETIRED AND BECAME A CONSULTANT...
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