Whoop-- that's supposed to be "kissing 40." 
 
I was planning on a big bash but I have blown my budget on Diller's Escort and Parking Protection Services.  I am not sure whether he has fully rolled out his parking protection service ("PPS"), but I have been participating on a "beta" basis for the past few weeks. 
 
For a very reasonable fee, he will accompany you to your parking spot and take all actions necessary to insure that you can safely park in the spot that you dug out.  His methods are tough on neighbor relations, but very effective.
 
If he is servicing the 4300 block of Pine,  I would highly recommend that Ann use him to deal with that punk who gave her a hard time.  Diller will teach him a little respect.
 
Jonathan A. Cass
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In a message dated 1/31/2005 10:01:26 AM Eastern Standard Time, [EMAIL PROTECTED] writes:
Age: 39, but kissing 4 (May 7th for those planning to send gifts).
Years in UC: 1985-1992; 2002 to the present.
invitations presumably forthcoming?
 
 

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