I was talking with Andrew today when he let slip a few shockers: 

First, it appears that Andrew is promising dinners in exchange for
votes! Clint, Byron, and Scott were all witnesses and I'm sure they will
back me up.

Later, as I accompanied him to class, he asked me who I had voted for.
Naturally I was shocked that he would ask me to violate the sacred
nature of the secret ballot. When I refused, he simply replied that he
would check the database instead. He was quick to point out that he
can't do that now, but how long will be prevented if elected? I can
already hear the rumblings of a post-election "re-education" campaign.

While Evan promised tyranny, it appears Andrew is dedicated to
delivering. Is this the time of president we want? I leave it to the
voters to decide.

-- 
Stuart Jansen <[EMAIL PROTECTED] http://buscaluz.org/ AIM:StuartMJansen>

When in doubt, use brute force. -- Ken Thompson, co-creator of Unix

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