Things are finally starting to heat up a little! Stuart, congratulations on your appointment as the Scott Campaign Director of FUD. I consider myself perfectly capable of my own FUD, so I'll refrain from hiring outside help.
I'd like to refute the recent abominable slander (or libel if the UUG
counts as a printed medium) on my name, and then I'll spread some FUD of
my own.
On Mon, Mar 29, 2004 at 12:11:17PM -0700, Stuart Jansen wrote:
> I was talking with Andrew today when he let slip a few shockers:
I thought you knew me better than that! These aren't even close to
shockers. :)
> First, it appears that Andrew is promising dinners in exchange for
> votes!
You all realize that you're voting for the lesser of two evils, right? At
least I'm not paying anyone to create fake accounts or spread FUD, etc.
Besides, it was someone who was already planning on voting for me.
> Later, as I accompanied him to class, he asked me who I had voted for.
> Naturally I was shocked that he would ask me to violate the sacred
> nature of the secret ballot. When I refused, he simply replied that he
> would check the database instead. He was quick to point out that he
> can't do that now, but how long will be prevented if elected? I can
> already hear the rumblings of a post-election "re-education" campaign.
Stuart, I already have much better reasons to crush you. Why should I
care who you voted for? I mean, seriously.
> While Evan promised tyranny, it appears Andrew is dedicated to
> delivering. Is this the time of president we want? I leave it to the
> voters to decide.
Yes, but which voters?
Bart: Lis! Lis, come here, I found him! I found Edgar Neubauer.
[points at a tombstone: "Edgar Neubauer: Beloved husband and old
grouch (1831-1909)"]
Oh my God...the dead have risen and they're voting Republican.
Lisa: [gasp] No, Bart, don't you see? Dead people can't vote.
[pulls out list, looks at another tombstone]
Prudence Goodwyfe, died 1641. She voted for Bob too. [gasps] So
did Buddy Holly, Richie Valens, and the Big Bopper.
[walking] Even the pet cemetery voted for Bob, look! Mr. and
Mrs. Bananas, Humphrey Boa-Gart...oh, my poor dead kitty, please
not you too...
[checks list, sees "Snowball I"]
[angry] All right, Bob, now it's personal!
Yes, let's leave it to the voters.
But if anyone has any more mud to sling around, I'm game. :)
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http://www.mcnabbs.org/andrew/
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