Yes, but which voters?

Bart: Lis!  Lis, come here, I found him!  I found Edgar Neubauer.
      [points at a tombstone: "Edgar Neubauer: Beloved husband and old
     grouch (1831-1909)"]
     Oh my God...the dead have risen and they're voting Republican.
Lisa: [gasp] No, Bart, don't you see?  Dead people can't vote.
      [pulls out list, looks at another tombstone]
     Prudence Goodwyfe, died 1641.  She voted for Bob too.  [gasps] So
     did Buddy Holly, Richie Valens, and the Big Bopper.
      [walking] Even the pet cemetery voted for Bob, look!  Mr. and
     Mrs. Bananas, Humphrey Boa-Gart...oh, my poor dead kitty, please
     not you too...
      [checks list, sees "Snowball I"]
      [angry] All right, Bob, now it's personal!



Anyone who quotes simpsons as part of their campaign has my vote! Oh wait... i am one of the countless Americans who is too lazy to actually register so i can't vote!! Oh well... what can ya do? :)

-Chris

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