On Mon, 2008-06-02 at 12:10 -0600, Von Fugal wrote:
> Of course there's always room for serious campaigning as well. AJ is
> looking pretty good right now, and I don't even remember his opponent's
> name... hope you have some mud ;)
Ladies and gentlemen, I have incontrovertible evidence that AJ Oneal is
part of the McNabb conspiracy to surrender earth to our inevitable robot
overlords, as demonstrated by a simple textual analysis.
Is it coincidence that "ajoneal" and "mcnabbs" is the same length? Of
course not! This is an obvious stegnographic message. By subtracting the
ascii value of each letter we discovering the following message: MHBNDBH
Do they think we're so stupid we'd miss such an obvious encryption of
"Bite my shiny metal [CENSORED]"?! Don't fall for it! AJ is an obvious
McNabb puppet, and if we let them the McNabbs will destroy us all.
#!/usr/bin/perl -w
my @ajoneal = split(//, 'ajoneal');
my @mcnabbs = split(//, 'mcnabbs');
while (@ajoneal and @mcnabbs) {
my $a = ord shift @ajoneal;
my $b = ord shift @mcnabbs;
if ($a > $b) {
print chr($a-$b+ord('A'));
} else {
print chr($b-$a+ord('A'));
}
}
PS: Von, don't think I don't see through the Fugal conspiracy to sow
fear, uncertainty and doubt in preparation for aligning the entire UUG
with your family in the undying McNabb/Fugal feud.
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