First off, Stuart isn't even running right now. Second off, the McNabb
dynasty is highly respected. Moreover MHBNDBH is the same length as STUART,
but off-by-one. If you add the the 1 you get STUART1. Thus, it's he who is
irrefutably the #1 conspirator.
As for the real candidates: Todd is shorter than I am, Alex had nothing to
do with the pizza whatsoever... and I look /dang/ good in a purple shirt.
Furthermore, I've been using Linux since Todd's kid wasn't even born and
when you burned a CD you had to use /dev/scd0. Project utopia (now called
hald) was barely an embryo (and kernel 2.5 was bleeding edge). Yeah, I know
what the word "unstable" means because I've been around since any odd never
version was such a packages.
If that doesn't convince you of my greatness... vote for someone else. (But
before you vote for someone else, think of this: Could you /really/ have an
engineer as your president? Someone who thinks that erroneous code can be
chalked up to 'experimental error' and still 'within an acceptable range',
'good enough'?)
On Mon, Jun 2, 2008 at 12:33 PM, Stuart Jansen <[EMAIL PROTECTED]> wrote:
> On Mon, 2008-06-02 at 12:10 -0600, Von Fugal wrote:
> > Of course there's always room for serious campaigning as well. AJ is
> > looking pretty good right now, and I don't even remember his opponent's
> > name... hope you have some mud ;)
>
> Ladies and gentlemen, I have incontrovertible evidence that AJ Oneal is
> part of the McNabb conspiracy to surrender earth to our inevitable robot
> overlords, as demonstrated by a simple textual analysis.
>
> Is it coincidence that "ajoneal" and "mcnabbs" is the same length? Of
> course not! This is an obvious stegnographic message. By subtracting the
> ascii value of each letter we discovering the following message: MHBNDBH
>
> Do they think we're so stupid we'd miss such an obvious encryption of
> "Bite my shiny metal [CENSORED]"?! Don't fall for it! AJ is an obvious
> McNabb puppet, and if we let them the McNabbs will destroy us all.
>
> #!/usr/bin/perl -w
>
> my @ajoneal = split(//, 'ajoneal');
> my @mcnabbs = split(//, 'mcnabbs');
> while (@ajoneal and @mcnabbs) {
> my $a = ord shift @ajoneal;
> my $b = ord shift @mcnabbs;
> if ($a > $b) {
> print chr($a-$b+ord('A'));
> } else {
> print chr($b-$a+ord('A'));
> }
> }
>
> PS: Von, don't think I don't see through the Fugal conspiracy to sow
> fear, uncertainty and doubt in preparation for aligning the entire UUG
> with your family in the undying McNabb/Fugal feud.
>
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