You Might Be A Red Neck Fly Fisher If. . .
1. You wade in your "brogans" and do it "bare legged."
2. Your flies are made from corn silk. If you don't catch anything, you
can
at least smoke them.
3. You've mounted your Orvis Battenkill on a cane
pole.
4. You wear a Hawaiian "flower-de" shirt on the stream.
5. Your fishing cap has "Numb Butt Fly Co." embroidered on the front.
6. You have the imprint of a Skoal snuff can on the vest pocket of your
"Over-alls".
7. You spit snuff juice on your fly as a fish attractant.
8. You spit snuff juice onto the water because it intoxicates the "chubs".
9. Your beard below your mouth is yellowish from the snuff drool.
10. The more than ample covering of dirt on your fishing car / truck
protects the finish.
11 You have a supply of fresh worms just in case.
12. Your Over-all galluses serve as a lanyard for your fishing tools.
13. Your leader is made from 20 # Spider Wire
14. Your fishing hat has dried worms on it.
15. Your Over-alls can stand alone when you take
them off.
16. Your neck really is red!
Jimmy D. Moore
© April 1, 2005
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JIMMY D. MOORE, ARS WB5RHT,author Moon Holler Misfits
Fishing & Hunting Club, Member, TOWA Past VP Guadalupe
River Trout Unlimited, Member, North Zone Fishing Editor Emeritus,
Texas Fish & Game Magazine, VFB & FFW Moderator, Scout
Exec. BSA, Retired, http://bigtroutman.tripod.com/index.html
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