Posted by Eugene Volokh:
The Tale of the Two Brothers:

   I was recently reminded of the observation that, while we Jews seem to
   have some valuable cultural traits, a genius for effective
   self-government isn't one of them. This in turn reminded me of The
   Tale of the Two Brothers, which I'd noted two and a half years ago,
   but thought I might take the liberty to repeat.

   The Talmud, I have heard, tells of two brothers who lived on opposite
   sides of the hill; one lived alone and the other with a large family.
   One day, the one who lived alone thought to himself: "Oh, my poor
   brother -- there he lives, with all those mouths that he has to feed;
   he must be barely surviving, though he tries to hide that. I, on the
   other hand, just have to feed myself, so I'm doing very well, and have
   plenty left over. Let me take some of my surplus tonight, and go over
   the hill to leave it in my brother's barn."

   But that very day, the one who lived with the family thought to
   himself: "Oh, my poor brother -- there he lives, with no-one to help
   him; he must be barely surviving, though he tries to hide that. I, on
   the other hand, have all these children who help me, so I'm doing very
   well, and have plenty left over. Let me take some of my surplus
   tonight, and go over the hill to leave it in my brother's barn." So at
   the same hour of the night, the brothers walk up the hill with their
   sacks of food, meet, see what the other is doing, and embrace. And on
   that hill, the Temple was built.

   Well, that's the Talmudic story (or so I am told). But, some say,
   there's another version of that story. Two brothers lived on opposite
   sides of the hill; one lived alone and the other with a large family.
   One day, the one who lived alone thought to himself: "Oh, that awful
   brother of mine -- there he lives, with all those children who can
   help him; he must be rolling in wealth, though he tries to hide that.
   I, on the other hand, live all by myself, and badly need more food.
   Let me go over the hill and take some of the surplus from my brother's
   barn."

   But that very day, the one who lived with a family thought to himself:
   "Oh, that awful brother of mine -- there he lives, all alone, with
   no-one else on whom he has to spend money; he must be rolling in
   wealth, though he tries to hide that. I, on the other hand, have so
   many children to take care of, and badly need more food. Let me go
   over the hill and take some of the surplus from my brother's barn." So
   at the same hour of the night, the brothers walk to the other's barn,
   walk back up the hill with the sacks of food that they've taken, meet,
   see what the other is doing, and start punching each other. And on
   that hill, the Knesset was built.

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