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                       WEIRD SIDE E-ZINE
                                Issue #103

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      EDITORS NOTE
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Dear subscribers,

Welcome again to another edititon of "Weird Side Ezine".

This issue is created on my brand new PC, a Pentium 4, 
with an amazing 1700 Mhz processor -it's pure power :-)

Anyway, I set up the new system to defragment its hard 
drive, clean unnecessary files and check for new emails
at the times I want it to... and it all goes automatically. 

Now, how did I manage to do all this? 

It's really simple. I set up the "Scheduled Tasks" folder by 
using the FREE Newbie Club tutorial at:
<a href=" http://newbieclub.com/automate/?sidder ">AOL Click here</a>

You should do it too. It's so easy to understand, and it really 
freed up time for more productive pursuits... like writing this 
Ezine :-)

Don't forget: always make your PC work for you, and not 
the other way around :-)

Enjoy the read, and thanks for being here again!

Dirk Dupon, your editor
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   INDEX
   
    =>  Sponsor ad 
    =>  New sites
    =>  Bits and bytes     
    =>  Weird News 
    =>  Funny Quotes
    =>  Software Recommendation
    =>  User Tip 
    =>  Subscribe/Unsubscribe information

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 NEW SITES
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* Humor Is Dead

I don't really agree with their statement, but they do have 
some funny video's, like the one where Bono saves the 
planet. Check it out here:
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* Film Strip

Weird is the least I can say about these collection of 
Realaudio movies. 
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* The Bald Guys Motor Club

The 'Prez asked me to feature this web site, and I dare
not to say no to people like these:
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* Mental Health Test

A site to know whether you are psychologically normal or not.
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 BITS AND BYTES... to make PC-life more fun and easy!
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Computer Tips

This site offers help to solve your PC problem. 

Here's an example: 

While working in Internet Explorer, you may want to create 
a shortcut to a website. To do this: Simply right-click on an 
empty spot on the website and click "Create Shortcut". 
This will place a shortcut to the specified website on your 
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 WEIRD NEWS
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An exhibition featuring human corpses faces possible legal 
action by the Government as it prepares to open in Britain.
Body Worlds, which has already provoked outrage in countries 
around the world, is due to open at a London gallery later this 
month. It features 175 body parts and 25 full corpses including 
the body of a pregnant woman, her womb opened to reveal a 
seven-month old foetus.

Mafia bosses are reportedly staging races through Italian 
streets using horses doped with cocaine. The Anti-Vivisection 
League says the animals are made to gallop through Palermo 
in Sicily. They claim a mixture of cocaine and vapour rub is 
placed under their nostrils to act as a stimulant. According to 
the Sunday Times police are struggling to prevent the 'sport', 
which is already reportedly worth �600 million a year.

Police in Maryland say a man has been tricking teenage 
girls into going barefoot then running off with their socks.
Authorities say he approached the girls in the street claiming 
he was conducting a survey of brands of shoes and socks.
Prince George's County police have charged the 25-year-old 
from Upper Marlboro with theft. Police told The Washington 
Post that once the girls had taken off their shoes and socks, 
he fled with just the socks. They say it's happened on several 
occasions.

A gang in Peru has been selling beer diluted with dirty water 
with soap added to give it a foamy head. Several people in 
Huancayo suffered sickness and diarrhoea after drinking 
the doctored home-made beer. Police say there was some 
beer in the mixture, but it was diluted with dirty water. They're 
hunting the gang responsible. 

You'll find more weird news and odd articles at:
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 FUNNY QUOTES
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"Politicians are interested in people. Not that this is
always a virtue. Fleas are interested in dogs."
- P.J. O'Rourke

"We usually meet all our relatives only at funerals where
someone always observes, 'Too bad we can't get together 
more often.'"
- Sam Levenson

"Gas is going to be $3 a gallon this summer. This is
unbelievable. When I was single, that was the price of 
a bottle of good wine."
- Jay Leno

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* ClickPuzzle (540 KB) Shareware

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 USER TIP
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 "Splash Screen"

This is a term given any window that appears prior to 
the actual program you're waiting to use. 

For example, the Windows screen you see when turning 
on your computer that says "You are not starting Windows..." 
(duh!) is a splash screen. It's splashed momentarily on your 
screen.

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here</a>

Have you seen our latest "Weird Picture of the Week"?
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