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WEIRD SIDE E-ZINE
Issue #177
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EDITORS NOTE
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Dear subscribers,
Welcome again to a new issue of "Weird Side Ezine".
You've probably heard all about the Lovesan virus, and
now they discovered another one, so there's no end in
sight when it comes to being exposed to virus threats.
With all the dangerous viruses spreading around these
days, it's wise to have an anti-virus program working on
your PC, to protect your valuable files and info.
You can scan your system for f'ree at the Symantec
web site, to see how safe you are:
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Remember... I've warned you, so don't come complaining
to me when something goes wrong...
Dirk, your editor
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WEIRD NEWS
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Police in Barcelona say they've arrested a serial mugger
who would target women, express remorse and then ask
them to spit at him. The 29-year-old is suspected of robbing
19 women in one month to finance a slot-machine addiction.
Police said the suspect always used the same tactic -
corner women in apartment building doorways or lifts and
threaten them, inspector Benjamin Blanco said. After taking
money, the man would apologise, say he knew he was
doing something bad and ask the women to spit at him,
Blanco said. Some did, he added. "I've been at this for 27
years and I swear I've never come across anyone who
asked their victims to do something like this," Blanco
was quoted as saying.
A US prison guard has been ordered to scrub toilets for
15 days after he urinated onto inmates playing basketball.
Missouri Judge Don Burrell said he hoped the sentence
would help Justin Hastings understand what it was like to
depend on those with power. Hastings, 23, was also given
two years of probation and 150 hours of community service
after being convicted of four counts of assault. Four inmates
said they were splashed by the urine as they played
basketball at the Greene County Jail. Hastings admitted
during the trial that he knew prisoners were in the room
when he and another guard urinated through a roof grate.
A DNA expert testified that urine samples taken from the
jail roof could be linked to Hastings.
An escaped prisoner has been recaptured in Brazil after
he got a job - driving a prison bus. Leandro Luis Sao Pedro
escaped Valparaiso prison in Sao Paulo after he failed to
return from an authorised day out. He then got a job driving
a mini bus which takes friends and relatives to visit prisoners
at another Sao Paulo prison, but was arrested after a
routine inspection, reports Folha de Sao Paulo. A police
spokesperson said: "How dumb can you be? You escape
prison and then get a job where you drive inside another
prison every week? He was bound to be recaptured, but
he's so unlucky he was caught on his first day at his
new job."
You'll find more weird news and odd articles at:
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"I know the difference between sadist and masochist...
but you're going to have to beat it out of me."
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"Ballerinas are always on their toes. Why don't they
just get taller ballerinas?"
- Steven Wright
"Ancient Egyptians slept on pillows made of stone.
That's actually what caused many of their deaths...
pillow fights."
- Unknown
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