Herald's Report - May 4, 2009

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                     HERALD'S HISTORY CORNER
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                    The "Maniac" Patent Title

For several years, Agora had "sane" proposals, which were a special
case of democratic proposals that allowed every active player exactly
one vote, much like the regular democratic proposals of today.

In 1997, Oerjan proposed complementary "insane" proposals (Rule 1729),
which were identified by being written entirely in CAPITAL LETTERS.
Discussion of Voting on an insane proposal was forbidden, and all
voting was done privately to the Assessor and was strictly secret
until the end of the voting period.

At the end of the voting period, if no votes were cast FOR an insane
proposal, its proposer would win and gain the patent title of Maniac.


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                            EVENTS LOG
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   1 Mar 2009
     - ais523 wins by Clout, later awarded Champion (but not MwoP)

  15 Mar 2009
            - comex awarded the Patent Title Scamster by proposal 6135.

 24 Mar 2009
     - Goethe and OscarMeyr win by Junta, later awarded Champion
       and MwoP.

[Time of Last Report]

  6 Apr 2009
     - ais523 awarded Champion (High Score) and Minister without Portfolio.
     - Minister without Portfolio administratively revoked from Goethe.

  3 May 2009
     - root awarded Champion (High Score) and Minister without Portfolio.
     - coppro awarded Champion (High Score) and Minister without Portfolio.
     - Minister without Portfolio administratively revoked from
Pavitra and Murphy.

  4 May 2009
     - comex award Champion (High Score).


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                       THE SCROLL OF AGORA
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                 MINISTERS WITHOUT PORTFOLIO
                 comex            27-Feb-09 <- Speaker
                 OscarMeyr        24-Mar-09
                 ais523            6-Apr-09
                 root              3-May-09
                 coppro            3-May-09

                Prerogatives for May 2009
                 Wielder of Extra Votes  Dvorak Herring
                 Justiciar               root
                 Wielder of Rubberstamp  Murphy
                 Wielder of Veto         comex
                 Default Officeholder    ais523


    CHAMPION BY:
          CARDS  Goddess Eris, Goethe, Murphy, OscarMeyr, root
          CLOUT  ais523
        CONTEST  Goddess Eris, OscarMeyr
     HIGH SCORE  ais523, comex, coppro, root
         MANIAC  Craig, root
   MUSICIANSHIP  Zefram
        PARADOX  Goethe, Murphy, root, BobTHJ, ais523, ehird
         POINTS  Elysion, Goethe, Levi, Murphy (x2), Steve, ais523 (x2),
                 Pavitra
       PROPOSAL  Human Point Two, Morendil, Steve (x3), Andre (x3),
                 ais523
          JUNTA  ais523, the AFO, comex, Goethe, OscarMeyr
      TROMBONES  Blob, elJefe, General Chaos, Steve
    UNSPECIFIED  Chuck, Dave Bowen, favor, Garth, Ian, Jeffrey, KoJen,
                 Michael, Oerjan, Swann, t, Timothy, Troublemaker at
                 Large, Vanyel(x2), Wes(x2).  *(7/6): Chuck, elJefe,
                 Kelly, KoJen, Morendil, Steve, Swann, Troublemaker at
                 Large; *(4/3): Chuck, Kelly, KoJen, Steve,
                 Troublemaker at Large, Wes; *(3/2): Chuck, Kelly,
                 Steve; *(5/3): Kelly, Steve; *(11/6): Kelly
                 *(N/P): Full patent title is Champion*(N/P) where
                 N/P is the winning ratio.

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                  OTHER DEFINED PATENT TITLES
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                   GRAND HERO OF AGORA NOMIC
         Peter Suber, Chuck Carroll, Douglas Hofstadter

                              BARD
              Goethe, Maud, Elysion, Sherlock, Murphy

                          ELDER LURKER
                       David Nicol, Michael

                             SCAMSTER
                   Troublemaker at Large, Waggie,
      Goethe, Steve, Murphy, root, OscarMeyr, ehird, comex

                          LEFT IN A HUFF
          Waggie, Gecko, Kelly (x3!), Swann, KoJen, Zefram,
          Vlad, Andre, Goethe, BobTHJ, P1-P100 [pending CFJ 2306]

                            CASSANDRA
                          Goethe, Murphy

                       LONG SERVICE AWARDS
     Three Months:   Goddess Eris, Goethe, Sherlock, Michael, Murphy,
                         OscarMeyr, root, Iammers, Wooble, Zefram,
                         ais523, BobTHJ, comex, PerlNomic Partnership,
                         the AFO, Sgeo
     Six Months:     Michael, Murphy, OscarMeyr, root, Sherlock,
                                       Goethe, Zefram, Wooble,
                                       PerlNomic Partnership, comex
     Nine Months:    Michael, Murphy, OscarMeyr, root, Goethe, Zefram,
                           Wooble
     Twelve Months:  Michael, Murphy, OscarMeyr, root, Goethe, Zefram,
                           Wooble

                        HIGHER EDUCATION
   Bachelor of Nomic (B.N.):                elJefe, favor, Steve,
                                            Vanyel, Kolja A., Murphy
   Doctor of Nomic History (D.N.Hist.):     Swann, Vlad
   Doctor of Nomic Philosophy (D.N.Phil.):  Steve


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               UNDEFINED BUT HELD PATENT TITLES
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:                   Andre
Admiral:            Goethe
Agoran Spy:         pikhq
Agoraphobe:         Antimatter, BethMo, Blue
Boor:               General Chaos, Macross, Murphy, Sherlock, elJefe,
                    Crito
Came Back in a Puff: BobTHJ
Current Champion:   The Goddess Eris
Distributor:        Steve
Entrepreneur:       Chuck
Exorcist:           Oerjan
Fantasy Rule Catalyst:    Peter
Fantasy Rule Compulsion:  Zefram
Fantasy Rule Conspirator: OscarMeyr
Fantasy Rule Creator:     Murphy
H.:                 ais523
Historian:          Vlad
Honorless Worm:     Kelly
Heroic Notary:      Murphy
Maniac:             Craig, Peekee, root
Miscreant:          Pakaran
Nomic Thief:        Swann
Originator:         Chuck
Plagiarist:         ehird
Pugachev:           Goethe
Robespierre:        Goethe
Samurai:            Michael, Murphy
Shogun:             Michael
Sorcerer's Apprentice:   comex

                     Winners' Cups
    Paper Cup:     Dave Bowen, favor, Garth, Harlequin, Ian, Jeffrey,
                   Michael, Murphy, Oerjan, Timothy, Vanyel
    Tin Cup:       Blob
    Glass Cup:     Swann, elJefe, KoJen, Troublemaker at Large, Wes
    Crystal Cup:   Andre, Chuck, Morendil
    Gold Cup:      General Chaos
    Ruby Cup:      Steve
    Supreme Cup:   Crito


                  FUGITIVES OF THE NEW LAW

                         - NONE -


      FUGITIVES OF THE OLD LAW (Players who left Under a Cloud,
                                unofficial list)

                Player         Date deregistered
                ---------------------------------
                Elde            4 Oct 97
                Time Agent     16 Apr 98
                Antimatter     31 Oct 98
                Proglet        15 Jan 99
                Macross        23 Mar 99
                Vlad           21 Jun 99
                Morendil       28 Jun 99
                Beefurabi       7 Sep 99
                elJefe         16 Apr 00
                Ziggy           9 Jul 01
                Evantine        1 Nov 01
                pTang          12 May 02
                Blaise         11 Jul 02
                Syllepsis      30 Sep 02
                neil            2 Mar 03
                Craig           9 Mar 03
                Blob           22 Feb 04
                Magu           11 Apr 04
                Peekee         11 Apr 04
                Cainech        19 Jun 04
                Wes            14 Nov 04
                t              05 Jan 05
                Pakaran        07 Apr 05
                Sir Toby       20 May 05

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