Now THAT's some good Friday humor, Gidd! Rick
On Fri, Oct 3, 2008 at 7:00 AM, Gidd <[EMAIL PROTECTED]> wrote: > ** What your car says about you: > > > Acura NSX I'm an impotent dentist > > Acura TL I'm too bland for German cars. I like > sporty Buicks > > Buick Park Avenue I'm older than 34 of the 50 states > > Cadillac Eldorado I was a Mary Kay representative > > Cadillac Escalade I have a kilo of cocaine in my wheel well > > Cadillac Seville I'm a pimp > > Chevrolet Camaro I'm out on parole > > Chevrolet Corvette Ladies! I'm divorced and available. > > Dodge Dart I teach third grade and I voted for > Eisenhower > > Ford Crown Victoria I enjoy looking like a traffic cop, I get > people to slow down > > Ford Mustang I slow down to 80mph in school zones > > Ford Taurus I like driving rental/company cars > > Honda Civic I'm in the 11th grade > > Honda Accord (old) I'm in the 12th grade > > Honda Accord (new) I have no originality > > Infiniti I'm a physician with too many > malpractice suits pending against me to afford a Mercedes > > Jaguar XJ6 I'm so rich I don't give a damn what > JD Powers says > > Kia Sephia I learned nothing from the failure of > Daihatsu > > Lincoln Town Car I live for bingo > > Mercedes 500SL Don't even think of asking me for an > autograph > > Mazda Miata I have no fear of being decapitated by > an 18-wheeler > > Olds Cutlass I just stole this car > > Plymouth Neon Hey, at least it was cheap. > > Pontiac Trans Am I have a switchblade in my sock > > Porsche 911 My divorce is almost final > > Porsche Boxster My divorce is final and I'm stuck with > the house payments > > Saturn Ion Look, my dad bought me a sports car > > Subaru Forester I went to college where the girls didn't > shave their armpits > > Toyota Camry I am still in the closet > > Volkswagen Cabriolet I am out of the closet > > Volkswagen Bus I am tripping right now > Volvo Wagon I'm afraid of my wife > > ____________________________________________________________________________ > > *What They are Saying on the Internet Automobile Forums* > > The typical post goes something like this... > > Mercedes forum > - My wife and her a-hole lawyer are trying to ruin me in divorce court. How > do I get them both killed and not get in trouble with my medical board? > > Bentley Forums > - I used the ash tray today. How do I replace it? > > Camaro/Firebird Forums > - My girl slept with my brother and my wife. How can I kill 'em? btw, I > have a record and I ain't going back. > > Mustang forums > -Some punk kid in a Civic tried to race me. > > Monte Carlo forums > -Why do I keep getting pulled over, it ain't stolen yo. > > Civic forums > -Some punk kid in a Mustang tried to race me. > > VW Bug forum > - The Save the Earth concert was a success (pics) > > Yugo Forum > - When's the last time yours ran? > > Lamborghini forum > - Wind noise around 210MPH > > Miata forums > - Some redneck jackass in a Chevy Tahoe just ran over my car (pics) > > Chevy Tahoe forum > - Are gas prices going down any time soon? > > Pontiac Fiero forum > - Just bought a new flame retardant suit (pics) > > BMW 7-series forum > - Where to get service on my Rolex? > > Cadillac forum > - Problems parallel parking at bingo. > > Buick Forum > - Is Medicare or Medicaid right for me? > > Delorean forum > - Just got back from the future and blew a head gasket. Please help. I'm > from 1985. > > Crown Victoria forum > - How come people don't never pass me on the highway? > > Honda Accord forum > - Mom is giving me the car. Looking for some cheap, used 18 inch rims. > > Toyota Echo forum > - Do our cars use AAA or AA's? > > Ferrari forums > - Need suggestions about a business trip to Columbia. Want to get in and > out fast. > > Porsche forums > - Tire just went flat. Is it best to trade or sell the car myself? > > Saturn forums > - Roman candle landed on my fender. Melted and need to replace. > > Jaguar > - Is the carbon fiber dash kit group-buy still on? > > Mini > - Just flipped the Cooper after seeing The Italian Job. Suing the movie > company. (pics) > > Dodge Viper forum > - I frightened myself on the way home from work yesterday. How to get pee > stains out of the leather? > > McLarean F1 forum > -Some punk kid in a F16 tried to race me. > > Dodge Minivan forum > - Where's the best place to post the soccer schedule so I don't forget > where I'm supposed to be? > > Hummer forum > - Had a fender bender today. 24 hurt, 10 killed. Do I have to get the black > touch-up paint from the dealer? He's 25 miles away. That's $35 in gas. > > Fiat forum > -Hello? Am I the only member? > > Subaru WRX forum > - I hate cops. Got ticketed for drifting in the Walmart parking lot. > > Chevy pickup forum > - How do I git the dried tobacco juice stains off the side of mah truck? > __Platinum Sponsor: www.rmsportal.com ARSlist: "Where the Answers Are" > html___ _______________________________________________________________________________ UNSUBSCRIBE or access ARSlist Archives at www.arslist.org Platinum Sponsor: www.rmsportal.com ARSlist: "Where the Answers Are"
