It's hard to tie this in with politics though.

Obama drives a Ford Escape Hybrid, which isn't listed here.

McCain drives a Cadillac CTS, a 2005 Volkswagen convertible, a 2001 Honda 
sedan, a 2007 Ford pickup, a 1960 Willis Jeep, a 2008 Jeep Wrangler, a 2000 
Lincoln, a 2001 GMC SUV, and his wife drives a Lexus.

So I'm not sure what their choice of cars says about their personalities.

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What your car says about you:

Acura NSX                        I'm an impotent dentist
Acura TL                            I'm too bland for German cars. I like 
sporty Buicks
Buick Park Avenue            I'm older than 34 of the 50 states
Cadillac Eldorado              I was a Mary Kay representative
Cadillac Escalade               I have a kilo of cocaine in my wheel well
Cadillac Seville                  I'm a pimp
Chevrolet Camaro              I'm out on parole
Chevrolet Corvette            Ladies!  I'm divorced and available.
Dodge Dart                        I teach third grade and I voted for Eisenhower
Ford Crown Victoria         I enjoy looking like a traffic cop, I get people to 
slow down
Ford Mustang                    I slow down to 80mph in school zones
Ford Taurus                        I like driving rental/company cars
Honda Civic                       I'm in the 11th grade
Honda Accord (old)          I'm in the 12th grade
Honda Accord (new)         I have no originality
Infiniti                                I'm a physician with too many 
malpractice suits pending against me to afford a Mercedes
Jaguar XJ6                         I'm so rich I don't give a damn what JD 
Powers says
Kia Sephia                          I learned nothing from the failure of 
Daihatsu
Lincoln Town Car              I live for bingo
Mercedes 500SL                Don't even think of asking me for an autograph
Mazda Miata                      I have no fear of being decapitated by an 
18-wheeler
Olds Cutlass                       I just stole this car
Plymouth Neon                  Hey, at least it was cheap.
Pontiac Trans Am              I have a switchblade in my sock
Porsche 911                        My divorce is almost final
Porsche Boxster                 My divorce is final and I'm stuck with the 
house payments
Saturn Ion                          Look, my dad bought me a sports car
Subaru Forester                  I went to college where the girls didn't shave 
their armpits
Toyota Camry                    I am still in the closet
Volkswagen Cabriolet       I am out of the closet
Volkswagen Bus                I am tripping right now
  Volvo Wagon                     I'm afraid of my wife
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What They are Saying on the Internet Automobile Forums

The typical post goes something like this...

Mercedes forum
- My wife and her a-hole lawyer are trying to ruin me in divorce court. How do 
I get them both killed and not get in trouble with my medical board?

Bentley Forums
- I used the ash tray today. How do I replace it?

Camaro/Firebird Forums
- My girl slept with my brother and my wife. How can I kill 'em? btw, I have a 
record and I ain't going back.

Mustang forums
-Some punk kid in a Civic tried to race me.

Monte Carlo forums
-Why do I keep getting pulled over, it ain't stolen yo.

Civic forums
-Some punk kid in a Mustang tried to race me.

VW Bug forum
- The Save the Earth concert was a success (pics)

Yugo Forum
- When's the last time yours ran?

Lamborghini forum
- Wind noise around 210MPH

Miata forums
- Some redneck jackass in a Chevy Tahoe just ran over my car (pics)

Chevy Tahoe forum
- Are gas prices going down any time soon?

Pontiac Fiero forum
- Just bought a new flame retardant suit (pics)

BMW 7-series forum
- Where to get service on my Rolex?

Cadillac forum
- Problems parallel parking at bingo.

Buick Forum
- Is Medicare or Medicaid right for me?

Delorean forum
- Just got back from the future and blew a head gasket. Please help. I'm from 
1985.

Crown Victoria forum
- How come people don't never pass me on the highway?

Honda Accord forum
- Mom is giving me the car. Looking for some cheap, used 18 inch rims.

Toyota Echo forum
- Do our cars use AAA or AA's?

Ferrari forums
- Need suggestions about a business trip to Columbia.  Want to get in and out 
fast.

Porsche forums
- Tire just went flat. Is it best to trade or sell the car myself?

Saturn forums
- Roman candle landed on my fender. Melted and need to replace.

Jaguar
- Is the carbon fiber dash kit group-buy still on?

Mini
- Just flipped the Cooper after seeing The Italian Job. Suing the movie 
company. (pics)

Dodge Viper forum
- I frightened myself on the way home from work yesterday. How to get pee 
stains out of the leather?

McLarean F1 forum
-Some punk kid in a F16 tried to race me.

Dodge Minivan forum
- Where's the best place to post the soccer schedule so I don't forget where 
I'm supposed to be?

Hummer forum
- Had a fender bender today. 24 hurt, 10 killed. Do I have to get the black 
touch-up paint from the dealer?  He's 25 miles away.  That's $35 in gas.

Fiat forum
-Hello? Am I the only member?

Subaru WRX forum
- I hate cops. Got ticketed for drifting in the Walmart parking lot.

Chevy pickup forum
- How do I git the dried tobacco juice stains off the side of mah truck?
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