That's funny right there... Rick On Jun 1, 2012 5:27 AM, "Rajesh Nair" <rajesh.nair....@gmail.com> wrote:
> ** > > One day while walking down the street a highly successful > Human Resources Manager was tragically hit by a bus and she died. Her soul > arrived up in heaven where she was met at the Pearly Gates by St. Peter > himself.. > > "Welcome to Heaven," said St. Peter. "Before you get settled in though, it > seems we have a problem. You see, strangely enough, we've never once had a > Human Resources Manager make it this far and we're not really sure what to > do with you." > > "No problem, just let me in," said the woman. > > "Well, I'd like to, but I have higher orders. What we're going to do is > let you have a day in Hell and a day in Heaven and then you can choose > whichever one you want to spend an eternity in." > > "Actually, I think I've made up my mind, I prefer to stay in Heaven", said > the woman > > "Sorry, we have rules..." > > And with that St. Peter put the executive in an elevator and it went > down-down-down to hell. > > The doors opened and she found herself stepping out onto the putting green > of a beautiful golf course. In the distance was a country club and standing > in front of her were all her friends - fellow executives that she had > worked with and they were well dressed in evening gowns and cheering for > her. They ran up and kissed her on both cheeks and they talked about old > times. They played an excellent round of golf and at night went to the > country club where she enjoyed an excellent steak and lobster dinner. > > She met the Devil who was actually a really nice guy (kind > of cute) and she had a great time telling jokes and dancing. She was > having such a good time that before she knew it, it was time to leave. > Everybody shook her hand and waved goodbye as she got on the elevator. > > The elevator went up-up-up and opened back up at the Pearly Gates and > found St. Peter waiting for her. > > "Now it's time to spend a day in heaven," he said. So she spent the next > 24 hours lounging around on clouds and playing the harp and singing. She > had great time and before she knew it her 24 hours were up and St. Peter > came and got her. > > "So, you've spent a day in hell and you've spent a day in heaven. Now you > must choose your eternity," > > The woman paused for a second and then replied, "Well, I never thought I'd > say this, I mean, Heaven has been really great and all, but I think I had a > better time in Hell." > > So St. Peter escorted her to the elevator and again she went > down-down-down back to Hell. > > When the doors of the elevator opened she found herself standing in a > desolate wasteland covered in garbage and filth. She saw her friends were > dressed in rags and were picking up the garbage and putting it in sacks. > > The Devil came up to her and put his arm around her. > > "I don't understand," stammered the woman, "yesterday I was here and there > was a golf course and a country club and we ate lobster and we danced and > had a great time. Now all there is a wasteland of garbage and all my > friends look miserable." > > The Devil looked at her smiled and told... > ... > ... > .... > .... > .... > "Yesterday we were recruiting you, today you're an Employee" > _attend WWRUG12 www.wwrug.com ARSlist: "Where the Answers Are"_ _______________________________________________________________________________ UNSUBSCRIBE or access ARSlist Archives at www.arslist.org attend wwrug12 www.wwrug12.com ARSList: "Where the Answers Are"
