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On Jun 1, 2012, at 7:14 AM, Abdul Haque <abdulhaqu...@gmail.com> wrote: ** what the nonsense subject is that "Its friday again......Heaven or Hell???"this is the place to share info releted to ARS not to Days..... On 1 June 2012 14:01, Rick Cook <remedyr...@gmail.com> wrote: > ** > > That's funny right there... > > Rick > On Jun 1, 2012 5:27 AM, "Rajesh Nair" <rajesh.nair....@gmail.com> wrote: > >> ** >> >> One day while walking down the street a highly successful >> Human Resources Manager was tragically hit by a bus and she died. Her >> soul arrived up in heaven where she was met at the Pearly Gates by St. >> Peter himself.. >> >> "Welcome to Heaven," said St. Peter. "Before you get settled in though, >> it seems we have a problem. You see, strangely enough, we've never once had >> a Human Resources Manager make it this far and we're not really sure what >> to do with you." >> >> "No problem, just let me in," said the woman. >> >> "Well, I'd like to, but I have higher orders. What we're going to do is >> let you have a day in Hell and a day in Heaven and then you can choose >> whichever one you want to spend an eternity in." >> >> "Actually, I think I've made up my mind, I prefer to stay in Heaven", >> said the woman >> >> "Sorry, we have rules..." >> >> And with that St. Peter put the executive in an elevator and it went >> down-down-down to hell. >> >> The doors opened and she found herself stepping out onto the putting >> green of a beautiful golf course. In the distance was a country club and >> standing in front of her were all her friends - fellow executives that she >> had worked with and they were well dressed in evening gowns and cheering >> for her. They ran up and kissed her on both cheeks and they talked about >> old times. They played an excellent round of golf and at night went to the >> country club where she enjoyed an excellent steak and lobster dinner. >> >> She met the Devil who was actually a really nice guy (kind >> of cute) and she had a great time telling jokes and dancing. She was >> having such a good time that before she knew it, it was time to leave. >> Everybody shook her hand and waved goodbye as she got on the elevator. >> >> The elevator went up-up-up and opened back up at the Pearly Gates and >> found St. Peter waiting for her. >> >> "Now it's time to spend a day in heaven," he said. So she spent the next >> 24 hours lounging around on clouds and playing the harp and singing. She >> had great time and before she knew it her 24 hours were up and St. Peter >> came and got her. >> >> "So, you've spent a day in hell and you've spent a day in heaven. Now you >> must choose your eternity," >> >> The woman paused for a second and then replied, "Well, I never thought >> I'd say this, I mean, Heaven has been really great and all, but I think I >> had a better time in Hell." >> >> So St. Peter escorted her to the elevator and again she went >> down-down-down back to Hell. >> >> When the doors of the elevator opened she found herself standing in a >> desolate wasteland covered in garbage and filth. She saw her friends were >> dressed in rags and were picking up the garbage and putting it in sacks. >> >> The Devil came up to her and put his arm around her. >> >> "I don't understand," stammered the woman, "yesterday I was here and >> there was a golf course and a country club and we ate lobster and we danced >> and had a great time. Now all there is a wasteland of garbage and all my >> friends look miserable." >> >> The Devil looked at her smiled and told... >> ... >> ... >> .... >> .... >> .... >> "Yesterday we were recruiting you, today you're an Employee" >> _attend WWRUG12 www.wwrug.com ARSlist: "Where the Answers Are"_ > > _attend WWRUG12 www.wwrug.com ARSlist: "Where the Answers Are"_ > -- BEST REGARDS Abdul Haque +966531861850 _attend WWRUG12 www.wwrug.com ARSlist: "Where the Answers Are"_ _______________________________________________________________________________ UNSUBSCRIBE or access ARSlist Archives at www.arslist.org attend wwrug12 www.wwrug12.com ARSList: "Where the Answers Are"
