Abdul, it is both customary and appropriate to share a joke or two here on a Friday. If you don't like it, you are free to delete it and go on about your day. May it be a good one.
Rick On Jun 1, 2012 7:14 AM, "Abdul Haque" <abdulhaqu...@gmail.com> wrote: > ** > what the nonsense subject is that > "Its friday again......Heaven or Hell???"this is the place to share info > releted to ARS not to Days..... > > > On 1 June 2012 14:01, Rick Cook <remedyr...@gmail.com> wrote: > >> ** >> >> That's funny right there... >> >> Rick >> On Jun 1, 2012 5:27 AM, "Rajesh Nair" <rajesh.nair....@gmail.com> wrote: >> >>> ** >>> >>> One day while walking down the street a highly successful >>> Human Resources Manager was tragically hit by a bus and she died. Her >>> soul arrived up in heaven where she was met at the Pearly Gates by St. >>> Peter himself.. >>> >>> "Welcome to Heaven," said St. Peter. "Before you get settled in though, >>> it seems we have a problem. You see, strangely enough, we've never once had >>> a Human Resources Manager make it this far and we're not really sure what >>> to do with you." >>> >>> "No problem, just let me in," said the woman. >>> >>> "Well, I'd like to, but I have higher orders. What we're going to do is >>> let you have a day in Hell and a day in Heaven and then you can choose >>> whichever one you want to spend an eternity in." >>> >>> "Actually, I think I've made up my mind, I prefer to stay in Heaven", >>> said the woman >>> >>> "Sorry, we have rules..." >>> >>> And with that St. Peter put the executive in an elevator and it went >>> down-down-down to hell. >>> >>> The doors opened and she found herself stepping out onto the putting >>> green of a beautiful golf course. In the distance was a country club and >>> standing in front of her were all her friends - fellow executives that she >>> had worked with and they were well dressed in evening gowns and cheering >>> for her. They ran up and kissed her on both cheeks and they talked about >>> old times. They played an excellent round of golf and at night went to the >>> country club where she enjoyed an excellent steak and lobster dinner. >>> >>> She met the Devil who was actually a really nice guy (kind >>> of cute) and she had a great time telling jokes and dancing. She was >>> having such a good time that before she knew it, it was time to leave. >>> Everybody shook her hand and waved goodbye as she got on the elevator. >>> >>> The elevator went up-up-up and opened back up at the Pearly Gates and >>> found St. Peter waiting for her. >>> >>> "Now it's time to spend a day in heaven," he said. So she spent the next >>> 24 hours lounging around on clouds and playing the harp and singing. She >>> had great time and before she knew it her 24 hours were up and St. Peter >>> came and got her. >>> >>> "So, you've spent a day in hell and you've spent a day in heaven. Now >>> you must choose your eternity," >>> >>> The woman paused for a second and then replied, "Well, I never thought >>> I'd say this, I mean, Heaven has been really great and all, but I think I >>> had a better time in Hell." >>> >>> So St. Peter escorted her to the elevator and again she went >>> down-down-down back to Hell. >>> >>> When the doors of the elevator opened she found herself standing in a >>> desolate wasteland covered in garbage and filth. She saw her friends were >>> dressed in rags and were picking up the garbage and putting it in sacks. >>> >>> The Devil came up to her and put his arm around her. >>> >>> "I don't understand," stammered the woman, "yesterday I was here and >>> there was a golf course and a country club and we ate lobster and we danced >>> and had a great time. Now all there is a wasteland of garbage and all my >>> friends look miserable." >>> >>> The Devil looked at her smiled and told... >>> ... >>> ... >>> .... >>> .... >>> .... >>> "Yesterday we were recruiting you, today you're an Employee" >>> _attend WWRUG12 www.wwrug.com ARSlist: "Where the Answers Are"_ >> >> _attend WWRUG12 www.wwrug.com ARSlist: "Where the Answers Are"_ >> > > > > -- > BEST REGARDS > Abdul Haque > +966531861850 > > _attend WWRUG12 www.wwrug.com ARSlist: "Where the Answers Are"_ _______________________________________________________________________________ UNSUBSCRIBE or access ARSlist Archives at www.arslist.org attend wwrug12 www.wwrug12.com ARSList: "Where the Answers Are"
