A friend sent this to me yesterday. I know it has nothing to do with AP, but in
light of
yesterdays election it gives food for thought...
Things you have to believe to be a Republican today.....
Jesus loves you, and shares your hatred of homosexuals and Hillary Clinton.
Saddam was a good guy when Reagan armed him, a bad guy when Bush's daddy made
war
on him, a good guy when Cheney did business with him, and a bad guy when Bush
needed
a "we can't find Bin Laden" diversion.
Trade with Cuba is wrong because the country is Communist,
but trade with China and Vietnam is vital to a spirit of international harmony.
The United States should get out of the United
Nations, and our highest national priority is enforcing
U.N. resolutions against Iraq.
A woman can't be trusted with decisions about her own body, but
multi-national corporations can make decisions affecting all mankind without
regulation.
The best way to improve military morale is to praise the troops in speeches,
while slashing
veterans' benefits and combat pay.
If condoms are kept out of schools, adolescents won't have sex.
A good way to fight terrorism is to belittle our long-time allies, then demand
their
cooperation and money.
Providing health care to all Iraqis is sound policy, but providing health care
to all
Americans is socialism.
HMOs and insurance companies have the best interests of the public at heart.
Global warming and tobacco's link to cancer are junk science, but creationism
should be
taught in schools.
A president lying about an extramarital affair is an impeachable offense, but a
president
lying to enlist support for a war in which
thousands die is solid defense policy.
Government should limit itself to the powers named in the
Constitution, which include banning gay marriages and censoring the Internet.
The public has a right to know about Hillary's cattle trades, but George Bush's
driving
record is none of our business.
Being a drug addict is a moral failing and a crime, unless you're a
conservative radio host.
Then it's an illness and you need our prayers for
your recovery.
You support states' rights, but the Attorney General can tell states what local
voter
initiatives they have the right to adopt.
What Bill Clinton did in the 1960s is of vital national interest,
but what Bush did in the '80s is irrelevant.
--- In AsburyPark@yahoogroups.com, "asburycheech" <[EMAIL PROTECTED]> wrote:
>
> God bless you, Dan! In one paragraph you summed it all up
> beautifully. Long live the Constitution of the United States, and
> God save us from the war criminals and traitors in the White House!
> Frank D'Alessandro
>
>
> --- In AsburyPark@yahoogroups.com, "dfsavgny" <dfsavgny@> wrote:
> >
> > 1994 redux, except the dems this time. 2006 Mid-term elections are the
> > American people's response to the chronic arrogance of the Bush
> > administration and the Republican party. Bush and his right-wing,
> > religious zealots have hijacked not only the Republican party, but the
> > Constitution and the rule of law as well. Americans have had enough.
> > The shame is that a lot of moderate and "liberal" Republicans got
> > washed out to sea.
> >
>
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