Its time for Axe laws. All axes must be registered. No axe can be purchased without registering it and a five day waiting period (otherwise known as a cooling off period, you can have a fire in five days when you have proven you only want to cut firewood).
All owners of Axes or Hatchets must provide proof of attending a Axe / hatchet safety course. This requirement may replaced if the individual has proof of having earned any of the following merit badges Pioneering, Camping, Outdoor fire safety, from Scouting (Boy Scout, Girl Scouts, Rainbow Girls(nothing to do with San Francisco or Jessie Jackson) or any other similar group that does not have ties to any radical, militant or terrorist group. Hatchets longer than 12" and smaller than 18" need not be registered. Any hatchet over 18" will be considered an Axe and will therefore need to be registered. Hatchets under 12" need to be registered and one must obtain a concealed weapon permit before transporting one in public. Anyone purchasing more than two of any combination of Axes and or hatchets will be reported to the FBI and the department of Homeland Security as a potential terrorist. All stores selling such destructive devices must report sales figures for these devices on a quarterly basis. Likewise said locations need to display Axe and Hatchet safety posters for public viewing. No axe or hatchet may be used on Federal Land without an Axe/hatchet use permit in possession. Permit will be limited to hours of use and times of year. The permit process takes approximately 8 - 12 weeks so planning your axing in advanced. There will also be a limit to the number of permits allowed in an giving location at any given time. The rule is one Axe or hatchet permit in use per every 24 camp sites. This will reduce the number of axes being used at any one time. This rule does two things. First it reduces the chance of axe fights or riots secondly it satisfies the efforts of the tree huggers to reduce the amount of trees and other foliage being senselessly hacked into firewood. Confidentiality Notice: This message including any attachments is for the sole use of the intended recipient(s) and may contain confidential and privileged information. Any unauthorized review, use, disclosure or distribution is prohibited. If you are not the intended recipient, please contact the sender and delete any copies of this message. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~| Save $10 Download ZoneAlarm Security Suite http://www.houseoffusion.com/banners/view.cfm?bannerid=66 Message: http://www.houseoffusion.com/lists.cfm/link=i:5:150461 Archives: http://www.houseoffusion.com/cf_lists/threads.cfm/5 Subscription: http://www.houseoffusion.com/lists.cfm/link=s:5 Unsubscribe: http://www.houseoffusion.com/cf_lists/unsubscribe.cfm?user=89.70.5 Donations & Support: http://www.houseoffusion.com/tiny.cfm/54
