>> I knew a girl once who didn't know the difference between >> "taut" and "taunt".
> The hardest I've ever been smacked by a girl in my life > was in high school. > She said something (I can't remember what) and I replied > (thinking I was > agreeing with her): "Well, that sure is an oxymoron.". > I got slapped across the face so hard it left a bruise as > she yelled "what > kind of moron did you call me?!" > I never got any in high school... Now that's irony. p.s. my condolences for your virginity :P p.p.s. I wouldn't feel too bad... i didn't get any in high-school either -- so as soon as I was out I made sure I hooked up with a woman who would hate sex and emasculate me for the next 10 yrs of my life. s. isaac dealey 954.522.6080 new epoch : isn't it time for a change? add features without fixtures with the onTap open source framework http://www.fusiontap.com http://coldfusion.sys-con.com/author/4806Dealey.htm ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~| Discover CFTicket - The leading ColdFusion Help Desk and Trouble Ticket application http://www.houseoffusion.com/banners/view.cfm?bannerid=48 Message: http://www.houseoffusion.com/lists.cfm/link=i:5:157520 Archives: http://www.houseoffusion.com/cf_lists/threads.cfm/5 Subscription: http://www.houseoffusion.com/lists.cfm/link=s:5 Unsubscribe: http://www.houseoffusion.com/cf_lists/unsubscribe.cfm?user=11502.10531.5 Donations & Support: http://www.houseoffusion.com/tiny.cfm/54
