How about this one? Never Set the Cat on Fire ------------------------------------ TUNE: some folk tune I don't remember the name to Lyrics: Frank Hayes
Never set the cat on fire, You only will annoy it. The heat will make the beast perspire, He surely won't enjoy it. Likewise do not ignite the dog, The snake, the gerbil or the frog, and Never set the cat on fire. Chorus: And mind your manners, As circumstances may require, But never set the cat on fire. Don't open up the cabin hatch, The air is sure to leave it. And air is very hard to snatch, You never will retrieve it. And though you think your life's a bore, Don't open the reactor door. Don't open up the cabin hatch. (CHORUS) Don't change the navigator's data, Someone's sure to see you, The captain won't be thrilled with that, a very bad idea, He doesn't want his ship to race, Forever lost in endless space (Lost in Space!) Don't change the navigator's data. (CHORUS) Don't start an interstellar war, It has no helpful uses, When people ask you, "What's it for?", You'll only make excuses. If thirty trillion folks get hurt, You'll go to bed with no dessert, Don't start an interstellar war. (CHORUS) Judith >http://www.feoyloco.com/cd_songs/microwave_cat.ram > >http://www.feoyloco.com/microwav.htm > >Microwave Cat > >first verse----- >I had a little kitty >it meant a lot to me >I attempted to give it a bath >And dry it on the rotissary > >chorus----- >don't put your kitty in the oven >if it's life you want to save >it will cook from the inside out >that's what they say about the microwave >oh, not a noise >not a peep or a meow >it puts its face to the window >and the kitty went kerplow > >bridge----- >put your kitty in the oven >it will cook real soon >it will blow it will pop out >like a big balloon > >----- Original Message ----- >From: "Kevin Schmidt" <[EMAIL PROTECTED]> >To: "CF-Community" <[EMAIL PROTECTED]> >Sent: Wednesday, April 17, 2002 2:15 PM >Subject: RE: From the OMFG files > > > > Actually, the dog wouldn't have exploded. :) > > > > > > -----Original Message----- > > From: Howie Hamlin [mailto:[EMAIL PROTECTED]] > > Sent: Wednesday, April 17, 2002 1:14 PM > > To: CF-Community > > Subject: Re: From the OMFG files > > > > Unfortunately, we Americans live in the most litigious country on Earth. > > People sue at the slightest whim. There are so many > > frivolous cases that come to mind including the recent case where Google > > was forced to remove links to a site that was derogatory > > toward the Church of Scientology. There was also the pet owner that > > sued a microwave manufacturer because her wet dog exploded in a > > microwave when she tried to dry it (I kid you not). > > > > Howie > > > > ----- Original Message ----- > > From: "Angel Stewart" <[EMAIL PROTECTED]> > > To: "CF-Community" <[EMAIL PROTECTED]> > > Sent: Wednesday, April 17, 2002 2:08 PM > > Subject: RE: From the OMFG files > > > > > > > What...does ..it matter..WHAT he was on? > > > > > > If he was high on Cocaine would it be the fault of the cocaine?!?? > > > > > > *HE* did this! > > > And that is ALL there is to it. > > > > > > HE is responsible for this. > > > Not television, not videogames,not music,not Accutataney or whatever > > it > > > is. > > > > > > If you tell me that his mother is to blame for not taking him in for > > his > > > checkup sto his doctor, or his doctor for not noting the signs and > > > keeping proper track of him then yeah..maybe...but the manufacturers > > of > > > the drug? > > > > > > Somebody just looking to make some money dude..that's all it is. > > Either > > > the mother directly, or the lawyer behind her. > > > > > > > > > -Gel > > > > > > > > > -----Original Message----- > > > From: Larry Lyons [mailto:[EMAIL PROTECTED]] > > > > > > The effects linger. Sort of what the explorer said to the witch doctor > > > when he was finished the prescribed cure - the thong has ended but the > > > malady lingers on. > > > > > > Now comes the really complicating part of something like this case. > > When > > > you're depressed you get into an almost obsessional type of thinking. > > If > > > this kid was pretty bad even after the withdrawal of the drug, if > > > nothing else is done, the suicidal ideation doesn't stop, nor does the > > > complete self-denigration - in other words your continually trashing > > > yourself. It may get marginally better but the withdrawal of the > > > Accutane did not necessary make the needed changes in the system. > > > > > > larry > > > > > > > > > > > ______________________________________________________________________ Get the mailserver that powers this list at http://www.coolfusion.com Archives: http://www.mail-archive.com/cf-community@houseoffusion.com/ Unsubscribe: http://www.houseoffusion.com/index.cfm?sidebar=lists
