On Tue, Dec 22, 2009 at 6:11 AM, Erika L. Rich <elr...@ruwebby.com> wrote: > > HOLIDAY EATING TIPS > > 1. Avoid carrot sticks. Anyone who puts carrots on a holiday buffet table > knows nothing of the Holiday spirit. In fact, if you see carrots, leave > immediately. Go next door, where they're serving rum balls.
I like carrot sticks, bah humbug! But that does remind me that I'm remiss in making rum balls. Fortunately, I just bought another bottle of rum. > 3. If something comes with gravy, use it. That's the whole point of gravy. > Gravy does not stand alone. Pour it on. Make a volcano out of your mashed > potatoes. Fill it with gravy. Eat the volcano. Repeat. Word. > 4. As for mashed potatoes, always ask if they're made with skim milk or > whole milk. If it's skim, pass. Why bother? It's like buying a sports car > with an automatic transmission. Whole milk? Pfft. Whipping cream is the only way to make mashed potatoes. Lots of butter and whipping cream. All hail the festival of gravy! ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~| Want to reach the ColdFusion community with something they want? Let them know on the House of Fusion mailing lists Archive: http://www.houseoffusion.com/groups/cf-community/message.cfm/messageid:309709 Subscription: http://www.houseoffusion.com/groups/cf-community/subscribe.cfm Unsubscribe: http://www.houseoffusion.com/cf_lists/unsubscribe.cfm?user=11502.10531.5
