I've got clients who _WISH_ I had been trained in the Klingon fashion. They don't get treated quite that nice.
:) (Very funny, BTW) Jerry Johnson >>> [EMAIL PROTECTED] 05/22/02 11:19AM >>> I think we may have a few klingons here.... : ) e -----Original Message----- From: Larry Lyons [mailto:[EMAIL PROTECTED]] Sent: Wednesday, May 22, 2002 11:14 AM To: CF-Community Subject: Top 10 things likely to be overheard if you work with a Klingon P rogrammer Top 10 things likely to be overheard if you work with a Klingon Programmer: 10) Specifications are for the weak and timid! 9) You question the worthiness of my code? I should kill you where you stand! 8) Indentation?! - I will show you how to indent when I indent your skull! 7) What is this talk of 'release'? Klingons do not make software 'releases'. Our software 'escapes' leaving a bloody trail of designers and quality assurance people in its wake. 6) Klingon function calls do not have 'parameters' - they have 'arguments' - and they ALWAYS WIN THEM. 5) Debugging? Klingons do not debug. Our software does not coddle the weak. 4) A TRUE Klingon Warrior does not comment his code! 3) Klingon software does NOT have BUGS. It has FEATURES, and those features are too sophisticated for a Romulan pig like you to understand. 2) You cannot truly appreciate Dilbert unless you've read it in the original Klingon. 1) Our users will know fear and cower before our software! Ship it! Ship it and let them flee like the dogs they are! larry -- Larry C. Lyons ColdFusion/Web Developer Certified Advanced ColdFusion 5 Developer EBStor.com 8870 Rixlew Lane, Suite 204 Manassas, Virginia 20109-3795 tel: (703) 393-7930 fax: (703) 393-2659 Web: http://www.ebstor.com http://www.pacel.com email: [EMAIL PROTECTED] Chaos, panic, and disorder - my work here is done. -- ______________________________________________________________________ Your ad could be here. Monies from ads go to support these lists and provide more resources for the community. http://www.fusionauthority.com/ads.cfm Archives: http://www.mail-archive.com/cf-community@houseoffusion.com/ Unsubscribe: http://www.houseoffusion.com/index.cfm?sidebar=lists
