I think I have said everything except Number 8 > 10) Specifications are for the weak and timid! > 9) You question the worthiness of my code? I should kill > you where you stand! > 8) Indentation?! - I will show you how to indent when I > indent your skull! > 7) What is this talk of 'release'? Klingons do not make > software 'releases'. > Our software 'escapes' leaving a bloody trail of > designers and quality > assurance people in its wake. > 6) Klingon function calls do not have 'parameters' - they > have 'arguments' > - and they ALWAYS WIN THEM. > 5) Debugging? Klingons do not debug. Our software does not > coddle the weak. > 4) A TRUE Klingon Warrior does not comment his code! > 3) Klingon software does NOT have BUGS. It has FEATURES, > and those features > are too sophisticated for a Romulan pig like you to understand. > 2) You cannot truly appreciate Dilbert unless you've read it in the > original Klingon. > 1) Our users will know fear and cower before our software! > Ship it! Ship > it and let them flee like the dogs they are! > > larry
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