I'm not a looser, puny human I write nice tight code Want your skull split with a bat'leth, petakh? <g> -Ben
> You're all a bunch of loosers if you dont realize > > 2) You cannot truly appreciate Dilbert unless you've read it in the > > original Klingon. > this is the best one :P hehe > > Bill Wheatley > Senior Database Developer > Macromedia Certified Advanced Coldfusion Developer > EDIETS.COM > 954.360.9022 X159 > ICQ 417645 > ----- Original Message ----- > From: "Jerry Johnson" <[EMAIL PROTECTED]> > To: "CF-Community" <[EMAIL PROTECTED]> > Sent: Wednesday, May 22, 2002 11:30 AM > Subject: RE: Top 10 things likely to be overheard if you work with a Klingon > P rogrammer > > > > I've got clients who _WISH_ I had been trained in the Klingon fashion. > > > > They don't get treated quite that nice. > > > > :) > > > > (Very funny, BTW) > > Jerry Johnson > > > > >>> [EMAIL PROTECTED] 05/22/02 11:19AM >>> > > I think we may have a few klingons here.... : ) > > > > e > > > > -----Original Message----- > > From: Larry Lyons [mailto:[EMAIL PROTECTED]] > > Sent: Wednesday, May 22, 2002 11:14 AM > > To: CF-Community > > Subject: Top 10 things likely to be overheard if you work with a Klingon > > P rogrammer > > > > > > Top 10 things likely to be overheard if you work with a Klingon > Programmer: > > > > 10) Specifications are for the weak and timid! > > 9) You question the worthiness of my code? I should kill you where you > > stand! > > 8) Indentation?! - I will show you how to indent when I indent your > skull! > > 7) What is this talk of 'release'? Klingons do not make software > > 'releases'. > > Our software 'escapes' leaving a bloody trail of designers and quality > > assurance people in its wake. > > 6) Klingon function calls do not have 'parameters' - they have > 'arguments' > > - and they ALWAYS WIN THEM. > > 5) Debugging? Klingons do not debug. Our software does not coddle the > > weak. > > 4) A TRUE Klingon Warrior does not comment his code! > > 3) Klingon software does NOT have BUGS. It has FEATURES, and those > > features > > are too sophisticated for a Romulan pig like you to understand. > > 2) You cannot truly appreciate Dilbert unless you've read it in the > > original Klingon. > > 1) Our users will know fear and cower before our software! Ship it! > Ship > > it and let them flee like the dogs they are! > > > > larry > > > > -- > > Larry C. Lyons > > ColdFusion/Web Developer > > Certified Advanced ColdFusion 5 Developer > > EBStor.com > > 8870 Rixlew Lane, Suite 204 > > Manassas, Virginia 20109-3795 > > tel: (703) 393-7930 > > fax: (703) 393-2659 > > Web: http://www.ebstor.com > > http://www.pacel.com > > email: [EMAIL PROTECTED] > > Chaos, panic, and disorder - my work here is done. > > -- > > > > > > > ______________________________________________________________________ This list and all House of Fusion resources hosted by CFHosting.com. The place for dependable ColdFusion Hosting. Archives: http://www.mail-archive.com/cf-community@houseoffusion.com/ Unsubscribe: http://www.houseoffusion.com/index.cfm?sidebar=lists
