Yes, users are petakhs... -Ben
> Top 10 things likely to be overheard if you work with a Klingon Programmer: > > 10) Specifications are for the weak and timid! > 9) You question the worthiness of my code? I should kill you where you > stand! > 8) Indentation?! - I will show you how to indent when I indent your skull! > 7) What is this talk of 'release'? Klingons do not make software > 'releases'. > Our software 'escapes' leaving a bloody trail of designers and quality > assurance people in its wake. > 6) Klingon function calls do not have 'parameters' - they have 'arguments' > - and they ALWAYS WIN THEM. > 5) Debugging? Klingons do not debug. Our software does not coddle the > weak. > 4) A TRUE Klingon Warrior does not comment his code! > 3) Klingon software does NOT have BUGS. It has FEATURES, and those > features > are too sophisticated for a Romulan pig like you to understand. > 2) You cannot truly appreciate Dilbert unless you've read it in the > original Klingon. > 1) Our users will know fear and cower before our software! Ship it! Ship > it and let them flee like the dogs they are! > > larry > > -- > Larry C. Lyons > ColdFusion/Web Developer > Certified Advanced ColdFusion 5 Developer > EBStor.com > 8870 Rixlew Lane, Suite 204 > Manassas, Virginia 20109-3795 > tel: (703) 393-7930 > fax: (703) 393-2659 > Web: http://www.ebstor.com > http://www.pacel.com > email: [EMAIL PROTECTED] > Chaos, panic, and disorder - my work here is done. > -- > ______________________________________________________________________ This list and all House of Fusion resources hosted by CFHosting.com. The place for dependable ColdFusion Hosting. Archives: http://www.mail-archive.com/cf-community@houseoffusion.com/ Unsubscribe: http://www.houseoffusion.com/index.cfm?sidebar=lists
