Since no one else has done it, I'll kick off the day with some music and inappropriate jokes, as is my wont.
First, the jokes: ----- A Texan walks into a pub in Dublin and loudly announces " I'll bet $500 that no one here can drink 10 pints of Guinness back to back without stopping! " He looks around as the people in the pub kind of stare at him quietly and, kind of disappointed that no one would take him up on his bet, he settles down at the bar for a beer. As he settles in, Mick gets up from the bar and heads out the door. 30 minutes later, Mick wanders back in and sits down next to the Texan and asks him, "Is that bet still good?". "Well, sure" the Texan replies and watches in amazement as Mick downs 10 pints of Guinness without stopping. Impressed with the drinking prowess, the Texan asks Mick as he counts out the money, "Why did you leave for a half hour before taking my bet?" "I had to head down to the other pub to make sure I could do it first" Mick replied. ------ Q: What's the difference between an Irish Wedding and an Irish Wake? A: One drunk ------ And some Pogues and Dubliners for y'all: Whiskey in the Jar: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r5WgYoRCs2U Irish Rover: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=au30c9ZMIPg Have a good day and get your Irish on. Judah ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~| Order the Adobe Coldfusion Anthology now! http://www.amazon.com/Adobe-Coldfusion-Anthology/dp/1430272155/?tag=houseoffusion Archive: http://www.houseoffusion.com/groups/cf-community/message.cfm/messageid:335324 Subscription: http://www.houseoffusion.com/groups/cf-community/subscribe.cfm Unsubscribe: http://www.houseoffusion.com/groups/cf-community/unsubscribe.cfm
