We just remember the snakes ;-) -----Original Message----- From: Michael Dinowitz [mailto:mdino...@houseoffusion.com] Sent: Monday, March 21, 2011 09:18 To: cf-community Subject: Re: St. Patricks day thread
When is st. Patricks day? We just had the holiday of Purim yesterday and it involves drinking (to a degree) as well as the giving of gifts of food. Someone sent us a small bottle of Disaronno amaretto, which is really good. It was a little 50ml bottle but at 28% alcohol, it was strong. Judith and I rarely drink but Disaronno and fruit punch is fantastic. That was our drinking for the next century. :) On Thu, Mar 17, 2011 at 2:04 PM, Judah McAuley <ju...@wiredotter.com> wrote: > > Since no one else has done it, I'll kick off the day with some music > and inappropriate jokes, as is my wont. > > First, the jokes: > > ----- > A Texan walks into a pub in Dublin and loudly announces " I'll bet > $500 that no one here can drink 10 pints of Guinness back to back > without stopping! " > > He looks around as the people in the pub kind of stare at him quietly > and, kind of disappointed that no one would take him up on his bet, he > settles down at the bar for a beer. As he settles in, Mick gets up > from the bar and heads out the door. 30 minutes later, Mick wanders > back in and sits down next to the Texan and asks him, "Is that bet > still good?". "Well, sure" the Texan replies and watches in amazement > as Mick downs 10 pints of Guinness without stopping. > > Impressed with the drinking prowess, the Texan asks Mick as he counts > out the money, "Why did you leave for a half hour before taking my > bet?" > > "I had to head down to the other pub to make sure I could do it first" > Mick replied. > > ------ > > Q: What's the difference between an Irish Wedding and an Irish Wake? > > A: One drunk > > ------ > > And some Pogues and Dubliners for y'all: > > Whiskey in the Jar: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r5WgYoRCs2U > > Irish Rover: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=au30c9ZMIPg > > > Have a good day and get your Irish on. > > Judah > > ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~| Order the Adobe Coldfusion Anthology now! http://www.amazon.com/Adobe-Coldfusion-Anthology/dp/1430272155/?tag=houseoffusion Archive: http://www.houseoffusion.com/groups/cf-community/message.cfm/messageid:335441 Subscription: http://www.houseoffusion.com/groups/cf-community/subscribe.cfm Unsubscribe: http://www.houseoffusion.com/groups/cf-community/unsubscribe.cfm
