I suspect you have had very little experience with armed grannies. Most of us who have weapons know how to use them, and aren't afraid to do so.
Last person who messed with me, I took them out with a tire iron. I would have done even more damage to him if I had been armed. I'm only 4'11" but I cover every inch of ground I stand on. On Wed, Feb 13, 2013 at 8:55 AM, Larry C. Lyons <larrycly...@gmail.com>wrote: > > More likely he beats the crud out of her, steals the gun, uses it in a > robbery where someone is killed, and then sells it for $500. > > On Wed, Feb 13, 2013 at 11:52 AM, GMoney <gm0n3...@gmail.com> wrote: > > > yes, i know this fantasy well. > > > > Granny is awoken by a noise somewhere in the house (the noise is loud > > enough to wake her, of course, but not to give the prowler second > thoughts > > about leaving...and the noise occurs early in the break in, giving her > > plenty of time to take up her defense). She quietly and adeptly unlocks > her > > gun and loads it in the dark (since all responsible gun owners keep their > > guns locked and unloaded, right?). > > > > She then creeps out into the living room, where she sees a man standing > > there ready to do something really bad. She points her gun, the man sees > > it, is terrified, and runs away into the night, never to bother her > again. > > Hooray granny with a gun! > ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~| Order the Adobe Coldfusion Anthology now! http://www.amazon.com/Adobe-Coldfusion-Anthology/dp/1430272155/?tag=houseoffusion Archive: http://www.houseoffusion.com/groups/cf-community/message.cfm/messageid:360986 Subscription: http://www.houseoffusion.com/groups/cf-community/subscribe.cfm Unsubscribe: http://www.houseoffusion.com/groups/cf-community/unsubscribe.cfm
