Hey guys, i'm doing this as a gag for a friend on valentines day.  But I need some help.  yes, they are a bit mean spirited, but it's cos I like her and like teasing her :)
Please help me ome up with a few good ones.  i need about 12 in all.  here are some I have thought of.... (90 characters max, including spaces)

1.  You will be barefoot, pregnant, and in the kitchen.  You may wear sandals.
2.  I'm probably the only guy that likes you!
3.  Two of us are sweet and sincere.  If you don't find the other, do come back here!
4.  You ate my sister, ye Foul demon!!
5.  Chances are you will end up with some guy like me.
6.  Dreamers believe.  Doers achieve.  Women conceive.
7.  With your looks, and my brains, things will be pretty dumb.
8.  You can make me do anything with those big brown puppy eyes.  May I suggest we play marbles?

there, thats all I canthink of hehehe
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