When Dorothy Parker was asked to use "horticulture" in a sentence.
--benD
Jim Campbell wrote:
> But you can't make her drink! Wait, what cliche was this?
>
> - Jim
>
> Harkins, Patrick wrote:
>
> >Aw come on Mike, everyone knows you can't lead a hordiculture!
> >
> >-Patrick
> >
> >Jim -
> >
> >You forgot to mention that Tim Heald converted to Eastern Orthodox
> >Christianity, Erika quit the list because she was pissed about "all
> >these noobs screwing up my day", Bill Wheatley quit eDiets to go work
> >for his old boss, Ben Braver took a position with the FCC's new
> >anti-offensive content squad, Jochem van Dieten left the list to take up
> >a new life as a hordiculturalist, Kevin Schmidt married his boyfriend
> >Terrence in San Francisco, Larry Lyons started a PAC called 'All
> >Americans Love Guns' dedicated to removing restrictions on private
> >ownership of automatic weapons and high explosives, Candace Cottrell
> >bought a book on Cobol and now uses it exclusively for her Web projects,
> >Sandy Clark got in touch with her usability efforts after going blind,
> >deaf, and losing all tactile sensation, we helped Li Chunshen install
> >WinZip on a Windows system, Critter is now known just as Creep, and Ben
> >Doom joined Jesse Jackson's Rainbox Coalition as a Hope Coordinator.
> >
> >M
> >
> >
> >
> >Outbound email scanned for viruses. (e230)
> >
> >
> >
>
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