You people disgust me with your loack of respect for all things big and
small. That was a big word, and you took it's lowest possible meaning.

What I meant to say is "Jochem is now a prostitute who drinks much
water."

M

-----Original Message-----
From: Ben Doom [mailto:[EMAIL PROTECTED]
Sent: Tuesday, March 02, 2004 1:26 PM
To: CF-Community
Subject: Re: Hi, I'm back

"You can lead a horticulture, but you can't make her think."

When Dorothy Parker was asked to use "horticulture" in a sentence.

--benD

Jim Campbell wrote:

> But you can't make her drink!  Wait, what cliche was this?
>
> - Jim
>
> Harkins, Patrick wrote:
>
>  >Aw come on Mike, everyone knows you can't lead a hordiculture!
>  >
>  >-Patrick
>  >
>  >Jim -
>  >
>  >You forgot to mention that Tim Heald converted to Eastern Orthodox
>  >Christianity, Erika quit the list because she was pissed about "all
>  >these noobs screwing up my day", Bill Wheatley quit eDiets to go
work
>  >for his old boss, Ben Braver took a position with the FCC's new
>  >anti-offensive content squad, Jochem van Dieten left the list to
take up
>  >a new life as a hordiculturalist, Kevin Schmidt married his
boyfriend
>  >Terrence in San Francisco, Larry Lyons started a PAC called 'All
>  >Americans Love Guns' dedicated to removing restrictions on private
>  >ownership of automatic weapons and high explosives, Candace Cottrell
>  >bought a book on Cobol and now uses it exclusively for her Web
projects,
>  >Sandy Clark got in touch with her usability efforts after going
blind,
>  >deaf, and losing all tactile sensation, we helped Li Chunshen
install
>  >WinZip on a Windows system, Critter is now known just as Creep, and
Ben
>  >Doom joined Jesse Jackson's Rainbox Coalition as a Hope Coordinator.
>  >
>  >M
>  >
>  >
>  >
>  >Outbound email scanned for viruses. (e230)
>  >
>  >
>  >
>
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