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Sent: Saturday, September 06, 2003 10:56
PM
Subject: Re: [Chevelle-list] Column to
floor conversion
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Sent: Saturday, September 06, 2003
10:16 PM
Subject: Re: [Chevelle-list] Column to
floor conversion
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