Re: [Chevelle-list] [OT] Parking ticket

[Dan McIntosh]

Heres one John..   ***DISCLAIMER*** The message written above was created using XtremeSarcasm V2.1. It is not to be taken literally or seriously. The creator assumes no responsibility.   Dan McIntosh Pavement Scraping 1964 Impala SS http://www.lowriderimpala.com     ----- Original Message -----   From: Michael Pell To: The Chevelle Mailing List Sent: Monday, December 08, 2003 6:59 AM Subject: Re: [Chevelle-list] [OT] Parking ticket Man John, I swear you've had the worst luck of anyone on this list when it comes to being mis-understood..... I think you need a big bold disclaimer to go along with your signature, and I think I'll start one. Mike, BIG DISCLAIMER:  My name is "Mike"; I have a problem (or 2):  I tell jokes, I'm sarcastic, I'm fecescious (sp?), I'm even "flippant" at times, I pass along humor, I participtate in NC content (gasp), I'm not depressed, I'm not giving up my hobby, I am wrong sometimes but not intentionally so, I'm not perfect but am well intended.  I am not always politically correct, especially internationally.  I sometimes mispspell things, and do wrong grammar.  I love this list for all it's variety and fun.  I know how to use a delete key, and how to unsubscribe.  I am Mike. Frank Dragun wrote: > John, > you are really stupid. > If you would call somebody here in Germany "Nazi" you would go to jail > immediately. And what I learned - at least from American movies - if > you would beheave to a police man as you described you would be at > least into proper treatment from a couple of police men. > Why don't you just take care about your worn tyres??? Do you want to > kill somebody on  wet road? > I hope you will have to pay a lot of tickets - some people are learning > just this way how to communicate with others. > Anyway I think the story you told us is just in your dremas.Poor boy. > Take care. > Excuse my poor English. > Respectfully yours > Frank > Am Montag, 08.12.03 um 00:42 Uhr schrieb John Nasta: > > > I went to the store today, and I was in there for only about 5 > > minutes. When > > I came out there was a cop writing out a parking ticket. So I went up > > to him > > and said, "Come on, buddy, how about giving a guy a break?" > > > > He ignored me and continued writing the ticket. > > > > So I called him a pencil-necked nazi. > > > > He glared at me and started writing another ticket for having worn > > tires! > > > > So I called him a piece of horse turd. > > > > He finished the second ticket and put it on the windshield with the > > first. > > Then he started writing a third ticket! > > > > This went on for about 20 minutes... the more I abused him, the more > > tickets > > he wrote. > > > > I didn't care. My car was parked around the corner. I try to have a > > little > > fun each day. It's important at my age. > > > > > > > > --   Check out my webpage at http://www.ProStreetCar.com   TREMEC Distributor at http://www.5speedTransmissions.com   Team Chevelle member #1778 (Gold),  ACES member #1377   Hoosier State Chevelle Assoc (www.IndianaChevelles.com) #6