Makes me wish someone had code to trigger a "Red Screen of Death" with the words:
You are infected with <worm/virus version> In order to protect our reputation, we are using the builtin crash capabilities to TELL you "where you want to go today". Have a nice day, Microsoft ---------------------or how about --------------------------------------------------------------------- Warning This Console has been detected as a Carrier for <worm/virus> To protect the rest of the world and comply with all federal regulations (current and future) this console will now be terminated please contact your Imformanation Services Department for details. End Of User CCDC NOC -- Robert LaurenceMartin