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@ Yum. http://www.badfads.com/images/tattoos01.jpg
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# Huge UFO Slowly Passes Over, Dazzles Lima - Taped By TV News. LIMA, Peru
  (IPRI) - During the early morning hours of this March 10th, a UFO made a
  slow flyby of the city of Lima at very low altitude for about 15 minutes;
  many local residents witnessed its unhurried passing. Some witnesses
  claimed having seen small spheres emerge from the object at a given point,
  drifting away aimlessly. http://www.sightings.com/politics6/lima.htm

@ UFOs And Capitalism - A Classic Case Of Chicken & Egg, Fact & Fiction
  But We Love It, Eh? http://www.sightings.com/politics6/ufocc.htm

: Have you gained any money/friends/renown/experience involving UFOs lately?
Has anything constructive come from y'r UFO/ET experiences? Would you rather
have done something else? Is UFOlogy a dirty job but someone has to do it??

# ET, POUR CONCRETE. Can we build homes on Luna or Mars? In an environment
  simulating the conditions of space, NASA will try out mixing of concrete.
  For scientists, it is a step in finding out if future space colonies will
  be able to mix their building materials using Martian or lunar sand and
  gravel. http://news.excite.com/news/uw/000307/tech-149
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$ BIG FOOT TURD *** He Lives !!! Well here is proof that Big Foot lives!
  This is a big foot dropping carefully encased and saved in a 3 x 4 inch
  plastic cube environment. It includes a paper of authenticity by the Uni-
  versity of Ann Arbor. This preserved dropping shows roughage and grains
  and is surrounded by some type of moss. Handle with extreme caution.
  http://cgi.ebay.com/aw-cgi/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&item=273511747

$ BIG! BIG! BIG! DINOSAUR POOP!!! WOW!! This is one big turd! 17.2 LBS.
  http://cgi.ebay.com/aw-cgi/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&item=273438839

: Do you collect Yeti/Sasquatch/Alien/Dinosaur/Dragon/Deity turds? Have you
analyzed them carefully? What have you learnt about their food/life habits?

# Plastination - Making Whole Bodies Firm And Sliceable In The Lab - you
  could wind up here: http://www.sightings.com/politics6/plast.htm
# Giza Plot - ETs in Pyramid? http://www.sightings.com/politics6/giz.htm
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# Aum Trial Marks Slow Courts. TOKYO (Reuters) 5 years after a fatal gas
  attack on Tokyo's subway system,the guru of a doomsday cult accused of the
  killing is still on trial, highlighting the country's snail-paced judicial
  system. http://news.excite.com/news/r/000308/22/international-japan-cult

# SPACE BLANKETS MAY AID WACO INVESTIGATORS. The Justice Dept plans to use
  "heat-reflective space blankets" to show that something other than gunfire
  could account for flashes seen on infrared videotape shot on the final day
  of the Branch Davidian seige. http://CNN.com/2000/US/03/11/waco.probe/

: Does your conspiracy successfully delay investigations/prosecutions/retri-
butions for as long as possible? Have you delayed justice lately? Is justice
delayed, justice denied? Can there ever be real justice? Is reality unfair?

# Japan Cult Tapped Cops. TOKYO (Reuters) - The doomsday cult blamed for the
  deadly 1995 nerve gas attack on the Tokyo subway system wrote software for
  the police that gave the sect classified data on police patrol cars.
  http://news.excite.com/news/r/000310/23/international-japan-cult
@ Postmodern Crime Theories: http://www.tryoung.com/archives/pomo-crm.htm
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# 'LA NINA' SETS WARMING RECORD, RAISES DROUGHT AND FIRE CONCERNS. The warm,
  dry weather of the "La Nina" phenomenon brought the warmest winter in U.S.
  history, and could bring a rough fire season to the Southeast. All-time
  record high average temperatures for the December-through-February season
  throughout the US: http://cnn.com/2000/WEATHER/03/10/la.nina/index.html

# Chemtrails & Disinformation. After more than a year of chemtrail spraying
  in the Houston area, truly cloudless blue skies have become so rare that
  they really stand out.  http://www.sightings.com/politics6/chemndis.htm

: Have you manipulated any atmospheres/biospheres/psychospheres lately? Do
you use special mixes of chemicals/microbes/tissues/programming? Would you
rather re-engineer physical/virtual/mental/digital spaces? Do you succeed?

# Prozac May Stunt Growth: http://www.sightings.com/politics6/proz.htm
@ Psychedelic Drugs and Bohemians: http://www.halcyon.com/colinp/p-books.htm
@ Everything You Need To Know About Mad Cow Disease: http://mad-cow.org/
# AIDS Virus Mutating; Concerns Grow: www.sightings.com/politics6/mutate.htm
# DISHONEST WITNESS ON SALE OF FETAL TISSUE? Paid by anti-abortion group
  to make video on tissue samples: http://CNN.com/2000/HEALTH/03/10/
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# NBC TANGLES WITH AFFILIATES OVER 'GOD, THE DEVIL AND BOB' - locals prefer
  vamp-hunters, dweebs: http://CNN.com/2000/SHOWBIZ/TV/03/10/god.devil.bob/
# 'God, the Devil and Bob' Dinged by Muslims: tasteless, trivial portrayal
  of God. http://news.excite.com/news/pr/000309/dc-cair-critcize-show
@ BADFADS. Evil alien memes take control of human minds, forcing victims to
  engage in odd, humiliating behaviours: http://www.badfads.com/home.html

# New Program to Explore the Mind and Spirit  (Business Wire) PITTSBURGH -
  The fromUSAlive.com Internet TV Network officially premiered Science and
  the Outer Streams today, a show that examines unusual phenomena and the
  spiritual realm. http://news.excite.com/news/bw/000307/pa-fromusalive.com
# Lipstick Camera - smile: http://news.excite.com/news/bw/000306/ca-pulnix
@ BRAVE NEW WORLD - Defence Of Paradise-Engineering: http://www.huxley.net/

: Have you broadcast/channeled/imbibed any spirits lately? Do you televise
your worship/doubts/beliefs/sacrifices/sexplay/bloodlust? Do you dress/act
strangely before others? D'ya alter reality/society/sanity? Are you smiling?

# Inculturation Must Not Be a Step Backwards to Paganism! Animal Sacrifice
  at Mass Pollutes the Precious Blood Of Our Lord. Don't worship your anc-
  estors either: http://news.excite.com/news/pr/000310/va-hli-animal-sacrif
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# Robot Prices Plummet, Turning SciFi Into Fact. PETERBOROUGH, NH. (BUSINESS
  WIRE)  Hollywood sci-fi androids have led us to believe that the state of
  mobile robotics is well beyond what is actually the case. Now ActivMedia's
  PeopleBot (http://activrobots.com) breaks the price barrier restraining
  human-interaction robotics development. Because of PeopleBot, engineers
  and programmers will now be able to transform expectations into actual
  technological fact. http://news.excite.com/news/bw/000308/nh-activmedia

: Have'ya designed/built/sold/exploited any cost-effective human-interactive
robots lately? Have they worked on you? Will they make you a better person?

# BotBash RoboCombat: http://news.excite.com/news/bw/000310/az-botbash-llc
# Bots Hack Knees: http://news.excite.com/news/pr/000309/ca-iss-robotic-knee
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