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# Japanese Man Touches Captured UFO as Mind-Control Rays Beam Into His Eyes:
http://news.excite.com/photo/img/ap/japan/environmental/fair/20000414/tok105
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@ Technology Timeline- Life in 2020. We'll share Earth with synthetic intel-
  ligent lifeforms and they may even have legal rights. Some of our friends
  may be synthetic. Since our relationships will be net based, we won't even
  know which are or aren't: http://www.bt.com/bttj/vol18no1/tomorrow.htm

# Frankenfoods Safer Than Conventional Crops. WASHINGTON(Reuters) A Congres-
  sional panel said GM foods may be safer to eat than conventional crops,
  and blamed European activists for undermining public confidence in bio-
  foods. http://dailynews.yahoo.com/h/nm/20000413/sc/food_biotech_6.html
# Pollen may contaminate GM-free food - purity is 'biologically impossible'
  http://www.telegraph.co.uk/et?ac=000149243035591&pg=/et/00/4/14/ngm14.html

: D'ya prefer natural/synthetic/hybrid foods, friends, fuckers, forecasters?
D'ya already have close relationships with synthetic products/intelligences/
toys? Are you at greater risk from natural/synthetic/divine entities? Why??
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@ Evolution: the Best Possible Search Algorithm? Why is natural evolution so
  good at finding solutions to real-world problems? If this question can be
  understood & answered we'll have a powerful tool to solve many problems.
  http://www.bt.com/bttj/vol18no1/today/papers/f_stentiford/abstract.htm

@ Involuntary Implants: http://www.raven1.net/bcimplan.htm
@ All Channels Open: Multimodal Human-Computer Interfaces:
  http://www.bt.com/bttj/vol18no1/today/papers/p_wyard/abstract.htm
# Chip Speeds Fiber-optics: http://www.newshub.com/cgibin/rd.cgi?9681969

# Tiny Machine Uses DNA to Do Its Work. (Reuters) - A tiny machine that can
  physically bend DNA is just the first of a new generation of micro-robots.
  http://dailynews.yahoo.com/h/nm/20000414/sc/science_nanomachine_1.html

: Can evolutionary processes be massaged/manipulated/induced to make better
people/plants/pets? Should/can/will you be implanted with tiny machines that
communicate quickly with your controller(s)?If they constantly stimulate y'r
pleasure centers, will you mind very much? D'ya wanna be an orgasmic slave?
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# News at CNN, NPR controlled by US Army PsyOps agents posing as interns:
  http://www.newsunlimited.co.uk/international/story/0,,158410,00.html
# Fort Knox meets Mission Impossible - Net hardware at secure and secret
  California site: http://abcnews.go.com/wire/US/reuters20000411_4011.html
# Delhi simians have a notorious past - monkeys stealing files, attacking
  doctors and patients: http://www.timesofindia.com/today/14mdel15.htm

# Former Cardinal Cushing Tightly Linked To FBI & J. Edgar Hoover. Through-
  out the 1950s & 1960s, the FBI aggressively cultivated a warm relationship
  with Cardinal Richard J. Cushing, supplying the powerful leader of Boston
  Catholics with material for his speeches & logistical help in his travels.
  http://www.boston.com/dailyglobe2/104/metro/Cushing_FBI_linked-.shtml

: Are all political/economic/religious/military conspiracies/entities/sects
inextricably linked? Do they more-or-less effectively control the behaviour/
thoughts of humans, apes, other primates? Are their control centers secure?
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# Language was probably born of soap opera: the structure of human society
  is so complex that we had to evolve the gift of the gab. So evolve more:
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/et?ac=000166941319210&pg=/et/00/4/6/ecflan06.html

@ Fare Well, My Clone! (Arthur C Clarke) Achieving human cloning via ET
  intervention and interception of human DNA on its inter-stellar journey.
  http://www.bt.com/bttj/vol18no1/today/papers/a_c_clarke/abstract.htm

# Last month, a British woman patented herself. A joke? Perhaps, but in
  today's surreal world of intellectual property rights, it may have been
  prudent. Not yet profitable: http://www.feedmag.com/dna/bookoflife.html
@ This is the end. Really. Nothing more: http://www.1112.net/lastpage.html

: Have you cloned/patented/described yourself lately? Does your talk evolve
faster than your mind/soul/body? Do talking entities have immense survival
advantages over the strong, silent types? Do ETs interfere with your talk??
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# Jamaican Woman Charged With Spouse Murder In Cult Death. KINGSTON, Jamaica
  (Reuters) - A self-styled pastor, who helped fatally beat her husband with
  a bible & a piece of wood to drive out demons,was charged with his murder:
  www.excite.co.uk/news/news_story/oddly/reuters_oddly_20000414210016_0.txt

# China Sect Shows Its Colors, and 50 Followers Are Arrested - Tiananmen Sq.
  Tussle: http://www10.nytimes.com/library/world/asia/041400china-sect.html
# GREAT NUMBER OF PILGRIMS EXPECTED IN JERUSALEM DURING HOLY WEEK - security
  forces on high alert: http://www.ewtn.com/vnews/getstory.asp?number=49112
# NY CULT EXPERTS AID UGANDA: http://www.nypost.com/04102000/news/28057.htm

# Rwanda Cops Bust Cultists. KIGALI (AP) Fearing a repeat of the cult deaths
  that horrified neighboring Uganda, Rwanda has detained eight members of an
  obscure Christian sect on charges of illegal assembly and unauthorized
  worship. http://news.excite.com/news/ap/000413/14/rwanda-cult-arrests

: Is your belief system immersed in violence? Are all belief systems? Do we
humans NEED violence to make the beliefs more palatable/entertaining/vivid?
Should all worship be authorized, monitored, controlled, pacified, drugged??
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# "Growing up greener: <http://www.msnbc.com/news/394171.asp?cp1=1>
  Earth Day 2000 targets youth" - MSNBC's eco-bonehead Francesca Lyman
  <http://www.junkscience.com/feb99/tampon.htm> hails the green-washing
  of our young. [ via http://www.junkscience.com/ and well worth it! ]

# 'Impossible' cloning a reality. (U-WIRE) WACO, Texas -- The cloning of
  "Dolly" may lead to the cloning of humans and the "Headless Frog" may lead
  to headless human clones. http://news.excite.com/news/uw/000413/tech-90
# 73 year old man diagnosed with pregnancy - claims "immaculate conception"
  (BBC) http://news.bbc.co.uk/hi/english/health/newsid_713000/713056.stm

# Thousands of Unwanted Embryos Perish. LONDON (Reuters) Zillions of frozen
  human embryos have been destroyed in Britain because couples are not using
  them for fertility treatment and they are not being donated to childless
  couples: http://news.excite.com/news/r/000414/08/science-britain-embryos

: Have you cloned any headless humans lately? Are you a headless human? Are
your unwanted embryos being destroyed? Should they be raised as green kids?
Have they been secretly implanted into old men? Has anyone else noticed??
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