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HAI http://news.excite.com/photo/img/ap/japan/waitress/robot/20000426/tok106
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# B.C. the place to be for UFO sightings. Winnipeg (CP) If the truth really
  is out there,  the odds are good it's going  to be found someday floating
  over a fern bar in Fernie. British Columbia was the place to be in 1999 if
  you wanted to spot a UFO. http://www.farshore.force9.co.uk/ufocan00.htm
# A Black Hole in the Big Dipper? http://www.earthfiles.com/earth131.htm

# Chupacabra Surfaces in Chile & Maybe Africa. During April there has been a
  flurry of reports in Chilean newspapers about the activities of a mythical
  & legendary creature dubbed the Chupacabra, or Goat Sucker. Curiously, it
  is also reported that villagers in the extreme north of the Sudan, on the
  Egyptian border, had lost over 600 sheep since 1999 to wild animals. Coin-
  cidence, or... ??? http://www.farshore.force9.co.uk/chupa00.htm

: Have your brains been sucked out by chupacabras/blackholes/sasquatches/me
lately? Where would you most like to go to have your brains sucked out? Will
you leave soon? Do you have multiple possible destinations? How d'ya choose?
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# Universe proven flat. (BBC) High-flying balloon answers one of cosmology's
  greatest questions, proving wrong Einstein's theory that the universe is
  curved. http://news.bbc.co.uk/hi/english/sci/tech/newsid_727000/727073.stm

# "The Big Bang brought the universe into existence" - no doubt about it:
  news.bbc.co.uk/olmedia/725000/video/_727450_christine_mcgourty9pm_vi.ram
# Also - Viper telescope probes Big Bang 'echo' - bouncing off the walls:
  http://news.bbc.co.uk/hi/english/sci/tech/newsid_506000/506349.stm
# Universe is 12 billion years old - but doesn't look a day over 11.5:
  http://news.bbc.co.uk/hi/english/sci/tech/newsid_352000/352563.stm

@ Links - Hubble constant: http://www.hubbleconstant.com/
@ Boomerang Project: http://www.physics.ucsb.edu/~boomerang/
@ Cosmic Microwave Background: http://map.gsfc.nasa.gov/html/cbr.html

: Is your universe flat, bulbous, sunken, mottled, sieve-like, flexible? Is
your universe amenable to change? Does your reality change with your percep-
tion of said reality? Is reality whatever bites your ass? Are you swollen??
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# Angels making the news. According to a survey, 1/3 of Italians believe we
  all have guardian angels at our shoulders ready to intervene; another 1/3
  believe in angels "in general." www.cosmiverse.com/paranormal042602.html

# Marry or I Won't Baptize. LONDON (Reuters) A Church of England vicar has
  warned unmarried couples that he will not baptize their children because
  they are "living in sin." http://news.excite.com/news/r/000426/07/odd-sin
# POPE CANONIZING GIRLFRIEND: http://ewtn.com/vnews/getstory.asp?number=2071

# BRITISH MARTYRS PILGRIMAGE COULD END - to be axed following complaints
  that it disrupts shopping: http://ewtn.com/vnews/getstory.asp?number=2083
@ Animal-rights activism, the nature vs. nurture debate, the importance of
  children's play, & teddy bears http://www.feedmag.com/re/re325_master.html

: Who's your favorite imaginary playmate? Does your imaginary playmate tell
you how to behave/dress/think/fuck/wash/fantasize? Do many imaginary play-
mates swarm around you, like flies? Do they buzz in your ears? Very loudly?
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# CHRIST RESURRECTION WAS HISTORIC EVENT, SEZ CARDINAL- not just copying of
  early pagan traditions: http://www.ewtn.com/vnews/getstory.asp?number=2048
# Anti-US, Anti-Catholic Filipino-Muslim Militants Linked to Bin Laden:
  http://cnsnews.com/ViewGlobal.asp?Page=\Global\archive\GLO20000426b.html
# ARREST IN N.M. PILGRIMAGE MURDERS- miraculous Sanctuario de Chimayo shrine
  fails to cheat death: http://www.ewtn.com/vnews/getstory.asp?number=2040

# Church apologies to Brazil's Indians. (BBC) The Catholic Church formally
  apologises "sins and errors" committed against Indians and black people
  in Brazil. No offer of compensations payments were made, however. Hmmm...
  http://news.bbc.co.uk/hi/english/world/americas/newsid_727000/727413.stm

# UN PROMOTES ABORTION- Satanic: www.ewtn.com/vnews/getstory.asp?number=2042
@ Man or machine: How will the genetic revolution redefine our sense
  of selfhood? http://www.feedmag.com/feature/fr321_loopmaster.html
@ @ Burrow's Cave, Cave of Many Faces: http://www.net22.com/bcc/

: Does y'r belief system have anything to apologize for? When you joined the
belief system, did you acknowledge its complete history, accept that history
and responsibility for its actions? Are your beliefs evolving? Are you? How?
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# THE GREAT AMERICAN GAS PRICE CONSPIRACY. Are skyrocketing U.S. gasoline
  prices the result of a devious plot between the rulers of Kuwait and
  former President George Bush to help his son defeat Al Gore at the
  November general election? http://www.konformist.com/2000/bush-gas.htm

# MS:'Not So Fast There,Pierre' (Wired) The French want to make all software
  source code publicly available. Microsoft is less then happy about this,
  merci beaucoup. http://www.wired.com/news/business/0,1367,35898,00.html

# Laptop is cyber judge and jury. An artificial-intelligence program called
  Electronic Judge is dispensing justice on the mean streets of Brazilian
  cities http://news.bbc.co.uk/hi/english/sci/tech/newsid_726000/726837.stm
@ Electronic Judge: http://www.theelectronicjudge.com.br/default.htm [Port.]

: Have you conspired against any govt/corporate/church agencies lately? Have
you been found out? Are vast amounts of money involved? Will you be tried?
Would you rather be tried by humans, aliens, robots, me? Will you retaliate?
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# Accused - Hollywood films are "rewriting history" - doesn't everybody?
  news.bbc.co.uk/olmedia/725000/video/_726751_jeremy_vinenewsnight_vi.ram
@ HIDDEN, BUT NOT FORGOTTEN! U.S. one-dollar bill symbology a monument
  to Masons: http://www.rumormillnews.com/cgi-bin/config.pl?read=2798
@ How To Fuck With Freemasons: http://www.konformist.com/1999/freemasons.htm
# Assassin politics: www.konformist.com/2000/assassination/assassination.htm

@ ANARCHY IN THE U.S.A.: http://www.konformist.com/2000/anarchy-usa.htm
# POLICE STATE TARGETS LEFT: http://www.konformist.com/2000/target-left.htm
@ Everything you ever wanted to know about the IMF and World Bank but were
  afraid to read: http://www.konformist.com/2000/imf-worldbank.htm
@ BEGINNING OF THE END FOR PRIVATE GOLD OWNERSHIP? NWO exploitation:
  http://www.rumormillnews.com/cgi-bin/config.pl?read=2777

: Has y'r conspiracy overthrown any govts/economies/churches/histories/clubs
lately? Have you been targeted by police/military/inquisitors/anarchists? Do
you have a firm plan to take all our guns/gold/teeth/heroes/memories/ideas?
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"Fritt fitt woppidy wuppidy chichu... Xydu, explorer extraordinaire of the
Great Green Star Cluster, knew from the sound and wrenching tossing of his
spacecraft that the gyroscopic generator was failing fast, and he was over
42 light parcels from the civilized center of the universe, but Xydu knew no
fear for no true warrior Chaga Bol Dar ever knew fear;yet a strange coldness
he had never felt before touched the base of his spine and raced up his
backbone when the fritt fitt woppidy wuppidy chichu came to an abrupt end
and the eerie silence of eternity filled Xydu's ears." --Marcia Mercer

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