Shemp, Shemp, Shemp,

Please tell us the below was you being satirical.

Edg

--- In FairfieldLife@yahoogroups.com, "shempmcgurk" <shempmcg...@...> wrote:
>
> The problem with wind turbines is if you put up too many of them they will 
> cut down all winds blowing across the world and this will cause our planet to 
> stop spinning on its axis and we will all be throw into deep space along with 
> planes, trains, automobiles, and anything else that isn't tethered to Mother 
> Earth.
> 
> 
> 
> 
> --- In FairfieldLife@yahoogroups.com, I am the eternal <L.Shaddai@> wrote:
> >
> > http://www.latimes.com/news/nationworld/nation/la-na-energy3-2009apr03,0,7532220.story?track=rss
> > 
> > http://tinyurl.com/dzasmm*
> > *
> > Temperature difference caused by taking the power out of the wind would be
> > around 1 degree difference, about the same as the localized effect of a
> > city. *
> > 
> > *[image: Los Angeles Times] <http://www.latimes.com/>
> > 
> > The Interior Department report, which looks at the potential of wind
> > turbines off the U.S. coast, is part of the government's process to chart a
> > course for offshore energy development.
> > By Jim Tankersley
> > April 3, 2009
> >  Reporting from Arlington, Va. -- Wind turbines off U.S. coastlines could
> > potentially supply more than enough electricity to meet the nation's current
> > demand, the Interior Department reported Thursday.
> > 
> > Simply harnessing the wind in relatively shallow waters -- the most
> > accessible and technically feasible sites for offshore turbines -- could
> > produce at least 20% of the power demand for most coastal states, Interior
> > Secretary Ken Salazar said, unveiling a report by the Minerals Management
> > Service that details the potential for oil, gas and renewable development on
> > the outer continental shelf.
> > 
> >  The biggest wind potential lies off the nation's Atlantic coast, which the
> > Interior report estimates could produce 1,000 gigawatts of electricity --
> > enough to meet a quarter of the national demand.
> > 
> > The report also notes large potential in the Pacific, including off the
> > California coast, but said the area presented technical challenges.
> > 
> > The Interior Department released an executive
> > summary<http://www.doi.gov/ocs/ExecutiveSummary-final.pdf>of the
> > report on Thursday.
> > 
> > It noted that "strong wind resources also exist offshore California, Oregon,
> > Washington and Hawaii, but it appears that the majority of this resource
> > lies in deep waters where technology constraints are potentially
> > significant" -- a sentiment Salazar echoed when asked about Pacific wind
> > potential.
> > 
> > The report also suggests vast oil and gas reserves off the Pacific coast:
> > the equivalent of 10 billion to 18 billion barrels of oil.
> > 
> > Salazar told attendees at the 25x'25 Summit in Virginia, a gathering of
> > agriculture and energy representatives exploring ways to cut carbon dioxide
> > emissions, that "we are only beginning to tap the potential" of offshore
> > renewable energy.
> > 
> > The report is a step in the Obama administration's mission to chart a course
> > for offshore energy development, an issue that gained urgency last year amid
> > high oil prices and chants of "Drill, baby, drill" at the Republican
> > National Convention.
> > 
> > Critics have accused President Obama and Salazar of dragging their feet on
> > new oil and gas drilling, and Thursday's report does little to rebut those
> > complaints.
> > 
> > It includes no new estimates of potential oil and gas reserves offshore and
> > notes that some of the existing estimates are based on 25-year-old seismic
> > studies.
> > 
> > Meeting with reporters after his speech, Salazar said he would wait to
> > decide whether to commission new seismic studies until after he convened a
> > four-stop series of offshore energy hearings, which begin next week in
> > Atlantic City, N.J. In San Francisco, a hearing will be held April 16 at 9
> > a.m. at the Mission Bay Conference Center at UC San Francisco.
> > 
> > Drilling advocates say updated estimates could show even more offshore oil
> > potential.
> > 
> > In contrast, Salazar said he expected a push to expedite offshore wind
> > development to be one of the most significant aspects at the hearings.
> > 
> > He pledged to finalize guidelines for such development, which the Bush
> > administration failed to complete before leaving office, within about two
> > months.
> > 
> > jtankersley@
> >
>


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