--- In FairfieldLife@yahoogroups.com, "Richard J. Williams" <willy...@...> wrote: > > 1. The Maharishi, in a conspiracy with the > Joshimutt Ashram cook, poisoned his guru to > death, so that he, Mahesh Prasad Varma, > could inherit the high chair and the sandals > of his teacher, which would enable Mr. Varma > to build a word-wide following and get rich, > becoming a billionaire, so he could live in > Vlodrop, Holland inside an air-conditioned > log cabin all by himself. > > 2. Saddam Hussien, in a conspiracy with Osama > bin Laden, planted explosives underneath > seven buildings at the World Trade Center, > years before 9/11, in order to bring them all > down at once; in reality, there were no planes > or hijackers, no al Qaeda, no Taliban, and > no training camps anywhere in Afghanistan or > Iraq or anywhere else in the world. > > 3. The second person on the grassy knoll at > the Texas School Book Depository, was Marina > Oswald, who killed Lee Harvey Oswald BEFORE > he fired a single shot. Then Marina Oswald was > framed by the Warren Commission to make it > look like John F. Kennedy was killed, but in > fact, Kennedy was never killed and is now > working at a Texaco gas station in San Antonio > with Elvis Presley as his assistant. >
4. TM critics, flummoxed by their inability of actually detonate an exploding TMer head, blame the launching of duds on and the conspiracy theory that Maharishi planted seeds in said heads, capable of only sprouting flowers when under attack, thereby defusing their missiles. Curses! Flowered again!
