--- In FairfieldLife@yahoogroups.com, "It's just a ride" <bill.hicks.all.a.r...@...> wrote: > > On Sun, Dec 27, 2009 at 10:21 AM, Hugo <richardhughes...@...> wrote: > > > > > > > If people were abducted by 30 foot long helium breathing cuttlefish > > I'd be more convinced. The other big problem is the sort of distances > > they would be needing to cross to get here, they won't be doing that in > > silver foil discs like the one that "crashed" in Roswell. Doesn't > > mean there *isn't* a way of doing it but to come all this way and > > spend your time sticking things up peoples bottoms is a pretty weird > > way of carrying on. Maybe it's just their way of being friendly? > > Hugo, you don't get it. You're on a forum populated by people who > were abducted by aliens, be it a guy who put people into computer > programming and levitated before them or one who put them all in suits > and dresses, made the men shave while he didn't shave or cut his hair. > In the latter case, people often paid every last penny they could > beg, borrow or steal to go to rundown hotels in Europe out of season > while the hotels were being renovated. They were taught strange > things. Taught to eat like cows then taught that eating like that was > for cows. Taught about an alien culture, alien religion, taught an > alien language which was said to once have been spoken by superior > beings. Taught about how these aliens eons ago were had more > advanced technology than we have today, only they fueled it all with > cow dung. These people twitched, had involuntary girations of their > heads, even got confined in mental institutions. Those who made it > went about the countryside converting all who would listen to a belief > in these aliens. They built flying saucer like edifices in which to > practice the alien religion they learned. This group of people > evolved into a group of people who dress like aliens and wear gold > plated tin foil hats. They are lords and masters over dominions which > exist only in concept. If belief in alien abductions is proper and > believable anywhere, it is believable here on FFL.
Very good. They walk among us.
