--- In FairfieldLife@yahoogroups.com, Rick Archer <[EMAIL PROTECTED]> wrote:
> There's a new story emerging, from a very well-known and respected source, > which I'm not yet at liberty to divulge (sorry for the tease), which > dramatically ups the out-of-control ante. Sorry to be so vague, but you'll > probably hear it before long. It's a mind-blower. Damn. Just as I was planning to fade in to the FFL sunset. The soap opera quality here reminds me of when my first wife was pregnant with our first son at MIU. All she could do was lie in our pod room and throw up and watch TV. The only channel we got on our crappy little B&W TV was ABC: All My Children, One Life to Live and General Hospital (anyone remember Luke & Laura?). As it was only during this time slot that she wasn't feeling totally like shit, that was our "time together." We actually named our son Jaimini, partially due to Indian saint and (more likely) because there was a cute kid on one of those damn soap operas named Jamie. I did both of our class work (statute of limitations on that one?) and tried to get her potatoes from the commissary, as it was the only thing she could keep down. A potato baked in our equally crappy toaster oven. You wouldn't believe how hard it was to get a few lousy taters. I showed them her meal card, saying she wouldn't be eating at the cafeteria and could I have a few potatoes. Suffice it to say I had to get a friend who had commissary privileges to smuggle the spuds (man, who knows what the statute is on that one!) Anyway, I vowed after all of that, never to watch a soap opera again. And here I am on FFL. Funnily enough (remember that phrase?) I met a Scientologist who used to be on one of those shows. He opened his talk by saying he had been on a soap opera with the most unlikely title and made us guess. Yup: One Life to Live Most likely to tease poster: Nominating Mr. Archer To subscribe, send a message to: [EMAIL PROTECTED] Or go to: http://groups.yahoo.com/group/FairfieldLife/ and click 'Join This Group!' Yahoo! Groups Links <*> To visit your group on the web, go to: http://groups.yahoo.com/group/FairfieldLife/ <*> To unsubscribe from this group, send an email to: [EMAIL PROTECTED] <*> Your use of Yahoo! Groups is subject to: http://docs.yahoo.com/info/terms/
