--- In FairfieldLife@yahoogroups.com, "curtisdeltablues" <curtisdeltablues@...> wrote: > > Actually he [OBM] died a martyr and would be rewarded > if his imaginary afterlife was any more real than the > other ones. Far from having a melancholy day, he was > all Godded up and probably as idiotically sure of his > future as David Koresh. > > The fantasy that nonbelievers are somehow punished for > not buying in to one of the many god beliefs is one of > the tells of the true compassionate status of believers. > It isn't good enough for them to enjoy eternity in Club > Dead with all the perks of VIP membership, they also > revel in the idea that people who did not think as they > did will suffer eternally. Eternally.
What I'm thinkin' is that if the Muslim notion of martyrdom is correct, there are a lot of VERY nervous virgins in heaven right now. Down on earth, Muslim virgins right and left are going out and getting laid just so that if they die they aren't stuck with suck-Osama's-dick duty in the afterlife.
