How does Bobaji think he has insulted my testonical (new english) masculinity? I am all ears and other dangle-amenities ...
A song dedicated to the over Priced treatment center you are visiting: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OlgLE--QvTw --- In FairfieldLife@yahoogroups.com, Bob Price <bobpriced@...> wrote: > > > > > Turq, > > > As always, great to read your post. More below. > > > ________________________________ > From: turquoiseb <no_re...@yahoogroups.com> > To: FairfieldLife@yahoogroups.com > Sent: Saturday, September 10, 2011 5:53:18 AM > Subject: [FairfieldLife] The FFL Asylum [was Re: Blissy vs. Happy] > > > > Bob, I was busy on other projects when your first post in this laudable > series appeared, and thus wasn't able to comment. I shall belatedly do > so, if for no other reason than to applaud your attempt to get people to > focus on you by writing something creative. As opposed to the other > approaches, you understand -- whining, pleading, insults, ad hominem, > demonization, etc. -- all of which leave me kinda cold. Plus, you > deserve commendation for sneaking past Nurse Ratched and announcing your > ascendency to a higher state of consciousness, despite her rules. > > > ***It's interesting you mentioned our nurse who oddly enough > Mel nicknamed Nurse Ratched. She's the type of woman whose many gifts make it > more than easy to fantasize about her with her clothes off, in any number of > colors----paint spray can in hand. Mel and I have a wager on the color of > her Victoria Secrets. I've > gone with black---no he didn't take red----and he doubled down on white. > Anti-Semite that he is, old Mel is crafty; white on white fits the sadistic > streak we've noticed in her insisting I wear a pink Johnny shirt with my butt > showing. She was cheeky enough to ask me; "How do you like being covered > in pink?" Of course this doesn't limit my imagining her in her white > Victoria Secrets dancing to a Fosse tune. > > > http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9UN68ujZdTE > > I share your fears whether the planet is ready for another realized, > realized being at this point. That might overclock the cosmic CPU that > runs the Maharishi Effect, and propel too many slackers into the Age Of > Everything The Way We Want It To Be too quickly. Better to let the Laws > Of Nature handle the timing of such important phase transitions. > > > ***Couldn't agree more. With my recent exchanges with some of > my fellow not realized, realized travelers I realized that the realization > that > I'm not realized, realized does not preclude the witnessing and execution of a > whole range of emotions that could still end life as we know it. Imagine if > one or more of my fellow > travelers gone their hands on the presidents briefcase or heaven forbid the > Agni option in the great nation of India. With the added feature of being > able to witness their rage and > trepidation thereâs no telling how far things could get out of hand. > > http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RLPnnPHkIuc&feature=related > > I also humbly apologize if acting out my "People Of Color" rap got you > into hot water with the wife, and led to your incarceration. I really > meant to add a caveat saying "Don't try this at home...at least not > without obtaining prior written consent to paint a woman a different > color." I've gone the "no prior consent" route myself, and as a result > have found myself and my spray cans running down an alley, pursued by > police. Not a happy situation. Better to be up front about it, and bring > it up first in casual conversation over a glass of wine in a picturesque > sidewalk cafe, a la, "You remind me so much of the Hindu goddess Lakshmi > that I wonder if you'd consider letting me paint you blue." That line > has worked for me more often than you'd imagine. > > ***The "Don't try this at home..." caution would have been a big > help, but I don't blame you as much as I might blame Emptybill for introducing > me to the "mantras that really work". I figure he owes me when day > pass day comes. > > > > Finally, I really appreciate you reserving me a Netflix-enabled bed in > the asylum. I look forward to watching "X" over and over, especially > every time Nurse Ratched comes around with my meds. She gets SO angry > when she sees women more slim and more attractive than herself, and Viva > Bianca is pretty much the queen of both. The films in this > basket-weaving exercise may be preordained by Netflix, but the use I put > them to is my own weaving. Heh heh. > > > ***I have a feeling you and Nurse Ratched are going to get > along just fine. > > > http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VnUG_8jQGvY > > The only questions I have about your enlightened vision of the FFL > Asylum are: 1) there seems to be no bed reserved for Curtis; I can only > imagine that he would spice up the group therapy sessions big-time, and > 2) you haven't mentioned who picks up the tab at the bar. As you can > imagine (having written all of this and still only halfway through a > single Westmalle Tripel), the eventual size of the bar bill is of > interest to me, and to my health insurance provider. > > > ***I think previous FFL posts they found in my Yahoo account > determined the sleeping arrangements. Turns out they are considering inviting > Curtis as a guest lecturer. I'm actually a little concerned they might figure > out Curtis is more like us than they think and he has an inner child guru > wanting to break out and party.   > > http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EYtDKysEnjA&feature=related > > > Not to worry about the bar tab. The wife does not realize > (she's looking for straight up realization) my management consulting agreement > with her firm covers bar bills no matter how big they get. > > > http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xlrqaAjBwS4 > > > > Another thing I'm curious about, given your fondness for movies and good > TV series, is who you'd cast in the movie of "The FFL Asylum." Who would > play you? Who would play Robin? And most important -- because, after > all, none of us would have been committed here if we weren't suffering > from terminal narcissism -- who would play me? I'm still drawn to Kevin > Spacey, if he's available and willing to grow a beard and put on a few > pounds for the role. Physically (even though we all know the physical > doesn't really exist) I resemble the "before" picture of him as Lester > Burnham more than I do the "after" picture. Do they have a gym in the > asylum? Gotta start pumpin' up in case this movie goes large, and people > from People magazine start coming to the asylum to interview me. > > > ***This is easy; Kevin Spacey definitely plays you, Brad Pitt > or George Clooney get Curtis, Emptybill picks who best works for him, but I > suggest Jeff Goldblum, Robin has to be played by Dan Aykroyd  or Bill Murray > and I can't imagine > anyone besides Samuel L. Jackson playing me. > > > http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tAsjgWeiIYE > > > >     à à à à à à à à à à à à à Ãà à à à à à >
