--- In FairfieldLife@yahoogroups.com, turquoiseb <no_reply@...> wrote: > > --- In FairfieldLife@yahoogroups.com, azgrey no_reply@ wrote: > > > > Always a pleasure to have you drop in Mr. Doughney, but > > it might be better if you provide some advance notice > > because Judy seems to develop symptoms of severe > > anxiety attacks that coincide with your arrival. Say, you > > wouldn't be related to that nice Mr. Skolnik would you? > > > > At least they won't let her have all those cats anymore. > > My speculation is all the secondhand smoke they were > > exposed to resulted in some seriously unhappy kitties. > > I have to admit, AZ, that among all of the many > theories proposed here on FFL to try to explain > why Judy is so chronically angry and why she acts > the way she does, your "cat lady" theory is the best. > > Doesn't it just FIT? An already-angry 70-year-old > woman with no friends, living alone in Buttfuck, NJ, > and what happens? The authorities come and take away > her dozens of cats for public health reasons. But > they don't take away the cigarettes, so she fires > one up, allows the nicotine to further poison her > already-poisonous system, and decides to post to FFL, > thinking, "I NEED an argument." > > So she starts one with Curtis, quickly turning it > into an opportunity to dump on Vaj, since he won't > argue with her. Then she starts another argument > with Mike, quickly turning that into an opportunity > to dump on Barry, because he won't argue with her, > either. It's Maharishi-like: "Every post is a perfect > opportunity to start an argument, and every argument > is the perfect opportunity to re-run the obsessions > I have already prepared." :-) > > Good fantasy image of her. Explains pretty much > everything.
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