Re: [FairfieldLife] Conversation between Curtis & Robin

On Oct 19, 2011, at 3:06 AM, turquoiseb wrote:

> I, too, thank Curtis for his explanation. I do not
> share his fascination with either the people he gets
> into long-winded discussions with, or with any of
> their ideas, but it's probably good that someone does.
>
> As much as I love Curtis, sometimes I see him as the
> Patron Saint Of The Terminally Self Important.

I've never understood why Curtis gets into these
insane drama-fests either. But I suppose it fulfills
some need. Frankly I didn't realize he was
even part of what appeared to be another one
of Robin's gigantic monologues when I posted
what I did. And for me it wouldn't matter much what
great ideas Robin supposedly came up with if the only
way he could get them across was to beat people over
the head with sheer voluminosity, over and over again.
Life is way too short.


Dear Sal Sunshine,

Let me make a confession to you, Sal: you will be shocked, but given the 
searching and honest appraisal you have given of my posts at FFL, I think, 
finally, you are the person to whom I must reveal this. It—this disclosure—is 
going to set me back some, but no matter; what is important is that I finally 
level with all the readers at FFL, especially yourself, Sal, who only hints at 
the deep and thoughtful philosophy within which you are determine to live your 
remaining days on this earth.

Here it is, Sal: I—utterly against my will—slipped into Unity again. This 
happened as a direct effect of one of those powerful confrontations of me by 
your friend in Europe. As you can imagine this was to say the least unexpected 
and even traumatic. But now I will have to make the best of it. So in order to 
create a following—for when I announce I am once again enlightened—I have 
chosen the most worthy foe on FFL: Curtis. These "insane drama-fests", I admit, 
never occur in life, only in literature. Or, if you like, bad literature. There 
should never been anything serious, dangerous, demanding posted at FFL. Life 
doesn't hurt; it's all sunshine after all.

But you see, I am trying to, before the fact, convert Curtis. If I can get him 
on board such that he will become a disciple of mine (when the moment comes) I 
will get off to the best start of any Guru ever. Don't you think this to be 
true? Think of the influence he could exert upon Holland.

I am trying to wear down the neurobiological basis of his existence, because 
that's all there is inside Curtis. The length and tedium and prolixity of my 
posts are in the service of this ambition of mine.

So, then, with the advent of my announcement of being enlightened once again, I 
had to, sweet Sal, prepare the ground; you know, bore away (like Maharishi), 
only in my case, trying to "beat people over the head with sheer voluminosity, 
over and over again". You have captured me perfectly there, Sal. It is a wonder 
to me no one else (but you and Barry—and a few others) have found me out. You 
understand, though, how inconvenient this is, almost as if you already have had 
a presentiment about my Second Enlightenment (divine relapse), and are enabling 
the more susceptible and credulous among the FFL readers to be alert to the 
move I am on the verge of making: namely, seeing how many disciples I can 
immediately gather up into the fold from here at FFL.

Now think about it, Sal: Are you prepared, given the extraordinary honour you 
have in being chosen to learn this momentous fact about me: that I am once 
again in Unity Consciousness (with all the benefits that derive from having 
fallen out of Unity for the past 24 years), to accord me some greater respect 
than  you have so far in your carefully-considered putdowns?

I am hoping so, Sal. I want to be bigger than Maharishi ever was. And it's all 
free.

Robin

--- In FairfieldLife@yahoogroups.com, Sal Sunshine <salsunshine@...> wrote:
>
> On Oct 19, 2011, at 3:06 AM, turquoiseb wrote:
> 
> > I, too, thank Curtis for his explanation. I do not
> > share his fascination with either the people he gets
> > into long-winded discussions with, or with any of 
> > their ideas, but it's probably good that someone does.
> > 
> > As much as I love Curtis, sometimes I see him as the
> > Patron Saint Of The Terminally Self Important.
> 
> I've never understood why Curtis gets into these
> insane drama-fests either.  But I suppose it fulfills
> some need.  Frankly I didn't realize he was
> even part of what appeared to be another one
> of  Robin's gigantic monologues when I posted
> what I did.  And for me it wouldn't matter much what
> great ideas Robin supposedly came up with if the only 
> way he could get them across was to beat people over
> the head with sheer voluminosity, over and over again.
> Life is way too short.
> 
> Sal
>


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